FAR AFIELD FROM THE ASTENVALE MONASTERY
Vardan coughed - a wet, hacking noise, practically retching. He shook violently with every phantom expulsion. Eventually the episode subsided, and he rubbed a bony forearm across his teeth as if to wipe away spittle… Though obviously nothing had been produced.
He was observed by
Melgan the squire, a scrawny lad with flaxen hair who should have now been used to these peculiarities. Melgan was for now primarily concerned with the cold, gripping himself to keep from shuddering. But he still had the presence of mind to ask questions.
“You don’t have any lungs. Why are you coughing?”
“Hnnh. When I yet lived, the cold air disturbed my constitution.”
“But you don’t live,” Melgan very keenly observed, frowning at the lich, “You haven’t got a constitution to upset.”
Vardan hacked again, and tapped his brow. “Much of our experiences are purely mental. They persist, even should our vessels be discarded...”
Melgan took the opportunity to glance away, scanning the dead trees and snow-covered undergrowth. Not that he anticipated seeing anyone else. He was just one lowly squire. They’d be far too busy with that festival to see what he was getting up to.
It was just - you could only look at a talking, coughing skeleton so long before you had to rest your eyes on something else. He made eye-contact with his horse, tied to a tree a few yards off. The nag huffed and quickly looked elsewhere. Melgan felt, for some reason, judged. Great.
He cleared his throat. “You mentioned having something for me…?”
“Yes, hnnnh,” Vardan brushed snow off his shoulders and reached into the folds of his robes. After some searching, he withdrew what looked like a vial of ink. “Thou made mention of a ‘wishing well’ on the monastery grounds. Empty the contents of this vial into it.”
Melgan came closer and took the vial, giving Vardan a skeptical look before more examining the contents. The substance moved slowly when swirled. Viscous. Like honey.
“What is this? Poison? I told you no one drinks from that well.”
“Hah!” Vardan gave a short bark of laughter so abrupt it got Melgan to flinch, “Nothing so crude.”
Melgan noted with some discomfort that the glass of the vial wasn’t cold. Not warm. Just tepid. “Some kind of curse? To hurt people?”
There was a growing concern in his voice. Not only would trying to kill or maim people from that well be an exercise in futility - they’d hang Melgan for his part in any such foul play if he were found out.
Vardan cocked his head one way, sensing the squire's trepidation, “Thy imagination is a meager thing, squire. There will be no violence, so quiet thy fearful mind. Hnh. A rich payment shall find thee soon enough. Fix thy thoughts on that. Soon thou mayest make good on thy intent to depart for kinder climes.”
Right. Soon he’d have enough saved up to leave the Anathaeum behind for good. Get himself to
Alliria and study something else - magic maybe - instead of risking his neck fighting
monsters for dirt farmers.
Melgan’s thoughts were cut short when Vardan started coughing again. He frowned at the lich. “I’m doing this, taking the gold, and then getting out of here.”
“Nnh. Yes, as is thy prerogative,” Vardan replied, wiping his mouth again, impatient but not disproving.
“No surprises. Just this… Last thing. Alright?”
He wasn’t sure why he was saying any of this. What would Vardan say? ‘Oh, yes, actually I was planning on just killing you when you got back. But now I won’t, since you guessed.’
Vardan fixed his empty sockets on Melgan and suddenly the air felt several degrees colder.
“I have given thee more than fair recompense thus far. Hnnnmgh! The Rosewyn Dynasty recognizes and rewards its leal servants.”
Melgan nervously shuffled a few steps back. “I, um... Right.” He paused. And then, momentarily forgetting himself, added, “Sometimes I worry you’re the only one in this dynasty you always mention.”
Vardan said nothing for several moments. Something in that silence told Melgan that the old skeleton was seriously considering ripping out his tongue.
Instead, Vardan gave a low, disaffected grunt and gingerly sat himself down in the snow. “Avaunt, Melgan. Return hither when it is done.”
Vardan gathered several armfuls of snow to his chest, laid down, and pulled it the rest of the way over himself. Imperfectly buried, but comfortable enough for this old cadaver.
Melgan did not stay to watch.