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Ever took the flavored ice away, and Zael held out his hands dramatically. "Aww, come on, I was just gettin to the good part! See?"
He stuck out his tongue. Purple (red and blue, don't you know?). Now, see, there were a whole host of jokes he could've made right there. Yup. Right there. All of them having to do with licking whatever part of Ever came to mind and adding that little bit of prime Zael wordsmithing to turn it into a real belly-rocker of a punchline.
But, one, brain freeze hurt. Two, he needed his quick reflexes loaded and ready to just spit out the answer to whatever question she was gonna ask. He didn't need an explanation of the game to know that's how it had to work, or else it just wouldn't be fun. Ruins the whole truth bit if you don't blurt it out, right? So no time to craft a classic; Ever was conjuring up her question.
She must have been thinking...deep? No, not deep. Something. Something Zael couldn't quite pick up on. He thought he'd seen a twitch of her smile but he wasn't sure. Was she hesitating on the question? Well damn, worked like a charm, caught her off-guard with this!
Where do you see yourself in five years?
No time to ponder on how that seemed to be a rather tame question, he himself being caught just a little off-guard. He just answered, "Second Level Dreadlord, because I've been denied the First due to some ol' bullshit. I've been pissin off all the higher officers in the Guard, but they can't let me go because—"
He flicked a thumb off his nose as if he were striking flint to steel.
"—heh, I'm just too damn good. Give me another five years though and I'll have Ein followin my orders, that fuckin sexual mammoth of a man. Give me another five and I'll have people callin me Lord Zael Castomir, First of his Line of the new Castomir Family, that's fuckin right, you wait and see, Ever, you wait and see."
He crossed his arms.
"So. Dare, huh?"
He jerked a thumb over his shoulder. Grinned like a demon summoned straight out of Pandemonium.
"We're gonna play a game called: Pinch a Princess. It's pretty simple. You find a princess. And you pinch her. And I get to die laughin."
His smile was thin and tight, cheeks rising. It was a bit tame on his end too, yeah, despite how funny it was to him. But that also had to be part of the game too, right? Ramping up the truths and the dares. It was only natural.
Everleigh Ebersol
He stuck out his tongue. Purple (red and blue, don't you know?). Now, see, there were a whole host of jokes he could've made right there. Yup. Right there. All of them having to do with licking whatever part of Ever came to mind and adding that little bit of prime Zael wordsmithing to turn it into a real belly-rocker of a punchline.
But, one, brain freeze hurt. Two, he needed his quick reflexes loaded and ready to just spit out the answer to whatever question she was gonna ask. He didn't need an explanation of the game to know that's how it had to work, or else it just wouldn't be fun. Ruins the whole truth bit if you don't blurt it out, right? So no time to craft a classic; Ever was conjuring up her question.
She must have been thinking...deep? No, not deep. Something. Something Zael couldn't quite pick up on. He thought he'd seen a twitch of her smile but he wasn't sure. Was she hesitating on the question? Well damn, worked like a charm, caught her off-guard with this!
Where do you see yourself in five years?
No time to ponder on how that seemed to be a rather tame question, he himself being caught just a little off-guard. He just answered, "Second Level Dreadlord, because I've been denied the First due to some ol' bullshit. I've been pissin off all the higher officers in the Guard, but they can't let me go because—"
He flicked a thumb off his nose as if he were striking flint to steel.
"—heh, I'm just too damn good. Give me another five years though and I'll have Ein followin my orders, that fuckin sexual mammoth of a man. Give me another five and I'll have people callin me Lord Zael Castomir, First of his Line of the new Castomir Family, that's fuckin right, you wait and see, Ever, you wait and see."
He crossed his arms.
"So. Dare, huh?"
He jerked a thumb over his shoulder. Grinned like a demon summoned straight out of Pandemonium.
"We're gonna play a game called: Pinch a Princess. It's pretty simple. You find a princess. And you pinch her. And I get to die laughin."
His smile was thin and tight, cheeks rising. It was a bit tame on his end too, yeah, despite how funny it was to him. But that also had to be part of the game too, right? Ramping up the truths and the dares. It was only natural.
Everleigh Ebersol
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