Nope, nope! Nothing here either! Aaaahh! This whole town was abandoned, but there had to be something. The next house! There was always the next house!
Yes there was!
Rizzo had been bouncing along from house to house in the town, strutting with a cheerful and confident gait through this door and that door and checking here and there and everywhere and well she had just one question. Just one! Wherewasalltheloot. Of course there was loot! People lived here! At some point. They had stuff. People always had stuff. Shiny stuff. Squirreled away somewhere. That's what everybody did! That's what
Rizzo did! Therefore, loot! No doubt about it!
A song she sang as she entered the next house on the
empty street:
♫ Sun • shine • and star • light
Gonna • make • the world • bright
Now lift • your head • and say • it with • a smile~~
Out • comes the • new • day
Better • take • what you • may
Don't'cha • know • the cost • to stay • in style~~ ♫
Nothing here. Nothing there. Nothing here. Nothing there. Not even any dropped coins on the floor or in the sand outside! People dropped coins all the time! That was one of Rizzo's favorite pastimes as a child in
Alliria: Snatch-a-roo! Skip around the marketplace and wait for people to whoopsy-daisy their coins and then
pounce and scamper away! Wait for 'em, or, you know, politely bump into people to kinda help them drop their coins. Politely, of course! She wasn't rude about it! Nope, nope!
But here...well, there weren't even any people around to be dropping coins. And it seemed all the coins people
had dropped were long gone. Oh well! There was always the next house!
Yes there was! And this one was gonna be the one!
Rizzo strut out of the house and crossed the street to enter and search the next one. How about another verse:
♫ Hello • to the • blue • sky
Fancy • if I • could • fly
Soaring • fast • and light • and high • and free~~ ♫
Ugh...too much blue sky here though. And this place was definitely not the
Allir Reach! Oops. Rizzo had a little happy accident using a
portal stone to come back from that wizard Grangomelle's loot game. She had touched the wrong doobly-do and ended up transporting herself to this big ol' desert. That's right, a
big ol' desert, as grandma and grandpa Bouchard would say! And it was hot here. And bright. Little too bright. Ow, her eyes! Tone down the sunshine, little more starlight. Still, she was doing great, considering! She got teased all the time by those human kids in Alliria! Oh, how can the purply-durply-darkish-elvish girl see in the sun? Ha, ha! Surprise! She was doing
grrrrrrreat!
Suffice it to say, yup, she was lost. Happy accident to the portal stone in the desert, and, hm, well, she, uh...didntreallyknowherwayaroundherepleasehalp. But! She may have missed
Elbion by a wide mile--at least she knew Elbion should be somewheres 'round here, erm-hrm--but here she was now! In this abandoned town! Most certainly full of loot! Yes! Opportunity! She'd loot this place and take all her goodies to Elbion--cougheventuallycough--and head to the local Adventurer's Guild office and go from there.
One problem. No loot. Not even any water! And she was thirsty! They had to get water from somewhere.
Rizzo skipped out of the house and started up the street, casting glances here and there, looking for anything that stood out.
There! Up the street! A man with a big stick and a man without a big stick. Stickman and Sans-Stick-Man! Well, they were here, maybe they knew something. She could maybe politely ask if this town had already been looted. Then she'd know for sure! Can't hurt to try.
Rizzo pranced over to the two men, her cape fluttering out behind her from the moderate pace she maintained. Then she stopped before them and shot her right hand high up into the air.
"I have a question!" she said. Loud and grinning. "Where is the water-water? Also, um, did you find anything shiny here?"
Two questions. But who was counting! Right!