The Biting Pony
It wasn't a name that she would have chosen, but the sign was at least funny. One of those strange four-legged beasts the mortals enjoyed hopping onto so much chomping it's mouth onto the bottom of a particularly buxom elven woman. At least Mathalla guessed that she was supposed to be an Elf, she found it rather difficult to tell the mortals apart at times. It helped that some of them were green and different colors at times, but from what she could tell the only distinction elves had were their pointy ears.
Which didn't make much sense to her, because why were they pointy in the first place?
Some centuries ago she had made a deal with a man who had claimed all life 'evolved' in some way, adapting themselves to better suit their purpose. The notion was utterly ridiculous, obviously. Mathalla had been spawned from the depths of depravity, sin, and the temptations of mortals. She hadn't evolved in millenia! Ridiculous notion, besides, what purpose would pointy ears serve anyway?
Could they stab someone with them?
Unfortunately, Mathalla hadn't yet had the chance to ask. Strangely enough, the elf folk tended to avoid her, though she had no idea why. "Ah well."
The Devil said, shaking her head and turning away from the sign as she stepped inside her newly acquired tavern.
It was empty, of course, since she intended on serving only one customer at a time. The man who had named the place was now gone, having found the terms of his deal more than acceptable. He'd been a cute little thing, apparently madly in love with some foreign mortal who had once traipsed across his dance floor. Her hand and heart were all that he had asked for, and the poor wretch had given far too much for something of so little worth.
Not that it bothered Mathalla; she had more deals to make, and now the perfect place to make them in.
She only hoped her first customer was a more interesting one.
It wasn't a name that she would have chosen, but the sign was at least funny. One of those strange four-legged beasts the mortals enjoyed hopping onto so much chomping it's mouth onto the bottom of a particularly buxom elven woman. At least Mathalla guessed that she was supposed to be an Elf, she found it rather difficult to tell the mortals apart at times. It helped that some of them were green and different colors at times, but from what she could tell the only distinction elves had were their pointy ears.
Which didn't make much sense to her, because why were they pointy in the first place?
Some centuries ago she had made a deal with a man who had claimed all life 'evolved' in some way, adapting themselves to better suit their purpose. The notion was utterly ridiculous, obviously. Mathalla had been spawned from the depths of depravity, sin, and the temptations of mortals. She hadn't evolved in millenia! Ridiculous notion, besides, what purpose would pointy ears serve anyway?
Could they stab someone with them?
Unfortunately, Mathalla hadn't yet had the chance to ask. Strangely enough, the elf folk tended to avoid her, though she had no idea why. "Ah well."
The Devil said, shaking her head and turning away from the sign as she stepped inside her newly acquired tavern.
It was empty, of course, since she intended on serving only one customer at a time. The man who had named the place was now gone, having found the terms of his deal more than acceptable. He'd been a cute little thing, apparently madly in love with some foreign mortal who had once traipsed across his dance floor. Her hand and heart were all that he had asked for, and the poor wretch had given far too much for something of so little worth.
Not that it bothered Mathalla; she had more deals to make, and now the perfect place to make them in.
She only hoped her first customer was a more interesting one.