TREASURE 3: LOWER DISTRICT
My, my, suffice it to say that this surely would have gone noticeably less smooth had they not chanced upon Jair and his absolutely delightful knack for pulverizing goblins. If a scribe was here and dutifully recording the battle, the parchment would have been small and the lines written thusly:
And then Majister...
Hm. Spruce that up a touch.
And then the majestically handsome Majister and his fellows did stand aside and out of the giant's way. Bravely they fought against the...
"Onesies and twosies" was far too colloquial, even if the layman's phrase was perhaps the most appropriate. How about...
Bravely they fought against the devious skirmishers which did attempt to flank the giant. In short time all of the vile goblins were dispatched, and so Majister and Jair did proceed to find...
Oh, now this was the best part. Why not play it up a bit?
And so did Majister and Jair did proceed to find the item of legend, the Bammaram, and a hoard of golden coins equivalent to their combined weight sequestered by the foul creatures within the great Church.
Lovely story, that. One so defining the
Age of Chronicles for future generations looking back into the past with curious eyes and hungry hearts yearning for an epic of adventure. Well, that last part remained to be seen, but the goblin smashing was accurate.
Majister and Darla and Krull had kept back, giving Jair all the room he needed to unleash a sweeping hell on the suicidally ferocious goblins. Of course they had their own handful of goblins to deal with, those that purposely avoided the giant or single-mindedly charged the trio with no apparent regard of Jair at all, but it was accurate to say that this effort was positively meager in comparison to Jair's own.
But he enjoyed it, Jair did. Laughed and had for himself a merry time swatting the squat bastards like the vile pests that they were. And the proverbial (and literal) dust settled soon after the initial crashing of the Church's giant door, ending with the shrieking members of the large goblin pack slain and the Nave quiet and reverential once more.
Quite unlike their first fight, Majister and his raiders were merely a touch winded as opposed to haltingly exhausted.
Darla bopped Krull on the shoulder. Said, "Still got my helm."
Krull looked to her. Pointed. Mentioned, "But it seems they've managed to ruin your hair."
Pure alarm from Darla. "What?? I knew I should've worn it in--" As she felt the spot below the back of her helm, she discovered that, in fact, her hair was still there and intact. An annoyed look to Krull. "You ass."
Majister again wiped the blood from his rapier on a fallen body, sheathed it, then said, "Jair, you've the
jolly spirit of a warrior who truly loves his trade! Oh yes indeed, I'll have you know that I have on several occasions mused about hiring a scribe to catalogue my escapades and you, my dear friend, would make for a fine chapter in such a chronicle! Fantastic show. Truly outstanding!"
With the descent of a relative calm and stillness back into the Nave, his voice echoed throughout the--and it was no overstatement to describe it so--cavernous interior. Where the doors had dwarfed Jair, the height of the ceiling above surely inspired a degree of swooning dizziness if stared up at for too long. Pillars as thick as the mightiest trees of
Falwood held up this ceiling, standing strong in defiance of time, a stubborn rebellion against the truth of Dar'dell's fall. Many of the pews had been broken and scavenged by the goblins, but not all--even if those that were still relatively intact were defiled by filth of discernible origins (the goblins seemed fond of defecating near where they slept) and filth of an indescribable quality (what exactly
was that black muck, and how long had it been there)? Through the high windows came the fresh breeze from the outside, for most of the glass had long been shattered and mere remnants clung with their jagged edges to the windows' peripheries.
Majister opened up his arms with his palms up toward the ceiling. Said, "Now then! The best is no longer yet to come, but upon us as I speak! For the battle is done, and here we can claim what we have all come for, the spoils of our perilous endeavors: the loot, my friends. Our treasures await! We need only find them in this squalid Nave!"
Majister, Darla, and Krull split up. Each going to different general areas of the Nave, beginning their search of the crude goblin dwellings.
And Majister, in particular, made his way toward the pulpit.
Jair