"FINE!"
With a lack of grace that would make a blind troll look like a swan
Curcurbita swung his legs and arms out and around, pivoting on his seat and stood in a hunched, languid stance before setting off towards the Pixies.
Every motion defied the natural concept of a working body. His head rolled around and around on his shoulders. His joints popped and locked seemingly at random as he effected a gait that made him look like he was at once too tall and didn't have enough limbs.
Passing by a group of chattering folk he paused.
"Nice, shoes *hic*. Ew, not on you though."
And continued leaving the offended party turning a burnished scarlet.
At last he landed (literally on his bottom) at the Pixie face paint stand opening his arms and demanding,
"DO YOUR WORST. THERE'S PLENTY *HIC* OF ROOM!"
The flurry of wings and brushes and chalks and pencils set about him, obscuring his whole massive gourd of a head from view for a few moments.
When it was done he thanked them, refused a mirror and stood shakily to begin his journey back.
As Curcurbita approached
Ianthe and
Saang (whom he did not know) it became clear that his face was a collage of brightly coloured fungus and moulds. A psycedelic landscape of vibrant patterns and colours that linked up perfectly all around his head.
"How *hic* How does I look?"
He asked them as he clattered back onto the bartop, reaching for his massive cider and missing it the first time, causing him to let out a deflating and disappointed whine.
Ianthe
Saang Lusce