The quaint town known "affectionately," and only, as Guillotine. Nestled square in the center of the track of forest and grassland east of the Bystra River and south of the Wda and west of the Spine.
Sordid past, Guillotine had. Throughout history, a number of cruel and unusual torture devices and brutally efficient contraptions of execution had originated from here--one such contraption bearing the name of the town itself. Not that the people who lived there were all that more wicked or virtuous (go on, have yerself a laugh) from any other townsfolk living in any other town across Arethil; somehow, by some sly threading of fate, Guillotine just happened to be the place of a number of morbid inspirations throughout the decades.
What Guillotine was known for, aside from this messy history of invention, was the number of lords the town went through. The town had long ago "sorted out" any nobility from living there; perhaps, in an Age gone and passed, Guillotine was a more orderly place, with a more structured social hierarchy. Now it was a town of rough, hardy, sardonic, fiercely individualistic folk who with wry smirks bestowed the title of "Lord" upon whomever among them they elected to "lead" them. Yet, miraculously, there was always someone willing to try. Sometimes they knew their place as merely a figurehead, the person to whom actual nobles from neighboring towns or abroad palavered with and other such inconsequential matters. Sometimes they knew this and abdicated "power" when their fellow townsfolk told 'em to and went back to plowing their fields or digging in the amethyst mine or working at the lumber mill.
Sometimes they were like "Lord" Greyfell, a salty bastard if there ever was one. A rolling mess of a man who couldn't damn well take a joke or hold his ale. And ol' Greyfell had himself a fall (maybe even a "gray"fall, heh) when he made a deal with a demon, the succubus Hyatta, for more power. Demons invaded the town as part of the deal he made with the demon.
Well. There was a saying in Guillotine: "Keep yer sword, keep it close." Everybody in Guillotine was armed. Everybody. Mothers would beat their sons if they hadn't touched a wooden practice sword by the time he was as tall as her waist, and they'd beat their daughters twice as hard. There were no guards in Guillotine, because everybody was a guard. Justice was communal, if'n you want to put it politely.
So Greyfell got himself killed, the invasion was beaten back, and that damned succubus was banished (or so most everyone thought...)
Now though, almost a year later, Guillotine's got some new problems.
And it ain't demons this time. Apparently.
Sordid past, Guillotine had. Throughout history, a number of cruel and unusual torture devices and brutally efficient contraptions of execution had originated from here--one such contraption bearing the name of the town itself. Not that the people who lived there were all that more wicked or virtuous (go on, have yerself a laugh) from any other townsfolk living in any other town across Arethil; somehow, by some sly threading of fate, Guillotine just happened to be the place of a number of morbid inspirations throughout the decades.
What Guillotine was known for, aside from this messy history of invention, was the number of lords the town went through. The town had long ago "sorted out" any nobility from living there; perhaps, in an Age gone and passed, Guillotine was a more orderly place, with a more structured social hierarchy. Now it was a town of rough, hardy, sardonic, fiercely individualistic folk who with wry smirks bestowed the title of "Lord" upon whomever among them they elected to "lead" them. Yet, miraculously, there was always someone willing to try. Sometimes they knew their place as merely a figurehead, the person to whom actual nobles from neighboring towns or abroad palavered with and other such inconsequential matters. Sometimes they knew this and abdicated "power" when their fellow townsfolk told 'em to and went back to plowing their fields or digging in the amethyst mine or working at the lumber mill.
Sometimes they were like "Lord" Greyfell, a salty bastard if there ever was one. A rolling mess of a man who couldn't damn well take a joke or hold his ale. And ol' Greyfell had himself a fall (maybe even a "gray"fall, heh) when he made a deal with a demon, the succubus Hyatta, for more power. Demons invaded the town as part of the deal he made with the demon.
Well. There was a saying in Guillotine: "Keep yer sword, keep it close." Everybody in Guillotine was armed. Everybody. Mothers would beat their sons if they hadn't touched a wooden practice sword by the time he was as tall as her waist, and they'd beat their daughters twice as hard. There were no guards in Guillotine, because everybody was a guard. Justice was communal, if'n you want to put it politely.
So Greyfell got himself killed, the invasion was beaten back, and that damned succubus was banished (or so most everyone thought...)
Now though, almost a year later, Guillotine's got some new problems.
And it ain't demons this time. Apparently.
WHAP.
The crack of the cat o' nine tails whip against flesh.
WHAP.
And another fresh lashing across Jane's back. Joining all the others, the rivulets of blood running down her back and merging with separate rivulets and some going far enough to roll over the curve of her rump and to drip down to the floor.
Guillotine didn't have a proper inn. But what it did have was quite a few "vacated" houses, thanks to the demonic invasion not so long ago. In one of these and upon the floor of the quiet main room Jane sat on her heels, her armor removed and her sword and shield set aside. She had her arming dress off, her arming pants down to her knees--she didn't really feel like having to clean up blood from either. Every once in a while? Oh there was something delicious about it, probably the only good thing that came out of these sessions of self-flagellation. But not every night. And so far since arriving back in Guillotine to visit, Jane had needed to flagellate herself every damn night.
WHAP.
Sure, Jane had an immense capacity for faith that had been subverted to serve the causes of Celestialism by the Redeemer. Sure, she hated the masochists and couldn't understand why they'd actually love pain, and therefore endured these sessions of self-flagellation only by slim "necessity" to expiate her sins and seek forgiveness from Astra. But these whippings also charged the divine powers bestowed upon her, the powers she used to fight her Favored Enemies. And that was fantastic, fighting them, her Favored Enemies. Because it was the one good thing about this whole deal with Astra and Celestialism: that Jane got to constantly be in contact with demons, practitioners of and things tainted by dark magic, the spawn/followers of the Dark Ones...
WHAP.
...and the undead. The dreary, boring, smelly, undead. They were by far the worst of her four Favored Enemies. Seriously, what was wrong with necromancers? The undead were just no fun to be around by their very nature--they were like a bunch of groggy assholes woken up in the middle of damn good nap and all they could think about was having a snack. They lacked a certain...flair that Jane adored. The same flair that had instantly converted Jane to a devotee of the Dark Ones once she encountered the Sisters of the Citadel.
WHAP.
But here they were. The undead, those bleak fucks, causing problems in and around Guillotine, every damn night. Guillotine, going somewhat hand-in-hand with its sordid history of invention, had a number of graveyards in the surrounding lands, and there were plenty of fresh graves there thanks to that previous invasion of demons. Clearly there was some necromancer prick out there fucking with the town, but so far he'd evaded being sighted.
Knock, knock, knock.
Jane paused in her self-flagellation. Heard George--friend of hers from last time--on the other side of the home's front door. "Gettin' ready to head out again tonight, Jane. Comin'?"
"Yeah. I'm coming. I just need a minute."
There was a pause. "What in the hell are you doin' in there, anyway?"
Not one to mince words, George. Jane smirked, then replied, "Showing my devotion." And in that one statement there was so much truth and falsity wrapped up together.
"Well praise that cunt Astra faster, we got a job to do."
"Sun's about to set, so get yer ass movin'." That was Dirty Dave, the proprietor of one of Guillotine's two taverns. The other tavern? Owned by that bitch Ymir down the street, and she could go fuck herself--such was Dave's ever vigilant opinion of his business rival.
Jane set the whip down and reached for the stained cloth beside her. Wiped at her back to clean off the blood. She could already feel the wounds themselves closing slowly, the "gift" of the Seal of Nykios.
"Coming, boys," she said as she stood and pulled up her pants and started to get ready.
* * * * *
Jane, armed and armored, made her way to the Fountain in Town Square (Ahh...wasn't it lovely when Hyatta and her demons changed it to be a fountain of blood?). She met with the other ad hoc undead slayers.
Not a whole lot tonight. In addition to small, constant, and pesky waves of the undead every night, there had been an illness spreading around Guillotine. Made people bedridden with coughs, sneezes, and a fever. Real shame, that. Jane actually did wish she could cure the sicknesses of the townsfolk. Why? Because some sickness shouldn't be causing them pain--she should be causing them pain. That's how she felt about it on a deep and base level, even if Astra complicated her indulgences into sadism.
Who did they have here?
George--with a near dwarven beard and balding head, who worked at the Lumbermill before it was burned down by that Infernal Imp. Dirty Dave, who'd earned himself an eyepatch during the demonic invasion and who claimed to have the best mead in all of Guillotine. Ymir, with the auburn hair and the Norden accent who also claimed to have the best mead in all of Guillotine. Old Man Hatry, who was spry enough for a man in his sixties and who still carried his sword around everywhere like a true Guillotiner. And Blacksmith Telford, a man whose chest was as thick as a tree and arms as bristling with muscle as an orc's--he never missed a meal.
"This it?" Jane asked. They'd come down from about thirty or forty folks at the beginning to this small lot of six now. Then again, the waves of undead had become smaller and smaller too. Maybe people were just saying fuck it, let that paladin bitch handle it, I'm gonna get some sleep for once.
Old Man Hatry shrugged. "Seems so."
Jane gave a sigh for effect. Twirled her free hand. Said, "More for us then. What a tragedy." Then she smirked. "Drinks are on you tonight, right Dave?"
"Hell no." Quick on the response, Dave was. "You want handouts, talk to Ymir."
"Fuck you, Dave."
"Hey Ymir," George said, "can I have some of the best damn mead in Guillotine?"
"Sure thing, George," said Ymir.
"Fuck you, George," said Dave.
"Hey," Blacksmith Telford said, giving a nod across the Town Square. He'd seen someone.
"Got another coming," Jane said. "How about that."
Asa Renwyk
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