Elliot nodded after each gave their assent. And wasn't that something, Lyssia with a small, if unintentional, jest of her own. Soon enough though, provided the negotiation went well, she would be getting her wish, and their ways would be parting.
"Very well then."
He led the four of them to the house. A modest home, much like the others scattered about the town. A small barn was behind it, and a small field to match, where a few young men and a few older men were tilling. Some idle glances from them, but they seemed altogether unconcerned. A long stone-lined path winded its way from the house down the slope to the shore, where another building sat (if one could count canvases stretched across struts on two piers a building). Elliot dismounted from his horse, as did Taros.
"I certainly hope," Taros said once he feet touched the ground, "that I won't need to earn my sum of coin the hard way in there."
"It's fine. You can watch the horses."
"Splendid. Well, do try not to die in there."
Elliot flashed a ghost of a smirk.
"That'll be the least of our worries."
He walked up to the door held up his hand and rapped his knuckles on the wood. A second or two passed, and then a voice from within the home called out to him, saying to come in. Elliot gently pushed open the door and stepped inside, waiting for Lyssia and the captain to enter.
A very elderly woman was inside by herself. She was in the small kitchen area of the house's main room, tending to a pie she'd just pulled out of her stone oven. Wisps of steam rose from it and the smell of blueberries filled the home.
"Oh..." said the woman with a cordial smile after she looked up and saw them. "Come in, come in. Do be a dear and close the door, will you?"
Elliot let out a breath, and then turned and closed the front door and faced the old woman again. As soon as the door was shut, the woman's smiling, genial expression twisted into anger and she picked up in her mitts the pie she had just baked and tossed it as hard as her ancient arms allowed at Elliot. Elliot, with seeming prescience that something like this would happen, jerked his head to the left and narrowly missed being splatted in the face; instead the pie smacked into the wall behind him, the splatter and streak of blueberry filling making an incredible mess.
The old woman stalked forward, a hand raised. "You gray-skinned, knife-eared,
son of a bitch! I ought to break both your kneecaps and feed them to you! What did I tell you, hmm?"
She swatted at Elliot with that raised hand, Elliot casually blocking each attempt. The woman then abruptly pointed to Lyssia. "NO! CHILDREN! What, is there too much wax in those dingy
drow ears of yours and your mother couldn't be bothered to lick it all out this time? No children! It's one of my three rules!"
Elliot cleared his throat, and said to his ostensible companions,
"Let me introduce Merissa."
Merissa was indeed an ancient human woman. Her hair was thinned and white, skin deeply-tanned from a century spent out in the sun, and wrinkles creased every inch of her body. Despite her short and hunched over stature, her fierce blue eyes defied the venerable nature of the rest of her, timeless in a way with their undimmed spark of life.
"Merissa Harrington. Now close those gray lips before I sew them to a donkey's ass."
Her eyes found their way over to
Elijah, and her demeanor changed quickly. "Ohhhh, well, at least you brought me someone handsome." She shuffled over to him and reached up and cupped his cheek, smiling delightedly. "And what's your name, sugar?"
Lyssia D'avore Elijah