And thus, the story begins again:
Nacht wandered the library, breathing in the musky scent of old, old books. He had only been in the monastery's library otherwise known as the Stacks every so often, but the tales to be found never let him down. The boy had been through the fantasy section, the political intrigue section, and the romance section, which was a tad less adventurey than he had hoped. Oh, yes, there was another section, the Adventure one. Finally, he had just finished a few picks from the current events shelves. It never hurt to stay informed, he was sure of that much.
Today, he was searching for yet another section to pass the time by. Having found nothing so far and being ironically scared of the horror section despite his affinity for darkness, he walked along and suddenly saw a somewhat hidden row he had not noticed the numerous times before. It said: "Of the Pleasurable Arts and Sexual Health." Huh, odd how there was a section on art and physical health this far back. Walking through the similarly filled shelves of books, he would pick one at random. Strangely, instead of anything health or art related, he had picked up what seemed to be a fantasy book. This one’s title read:
Fucked between a Rock and A Hard Place.
Well, the cover was not only a pun, but didn’t look too terrible. It was simply a woman chained to a rock screaming in…agony, he supposed, as a man loomed behind her. The obvious damsel in distress thing was much outdated, but might be played off better here. The man was obviously the villain the hero would have to stop. Ah, but the lighting was simply terrible here. He could see, but why take the extra effort? Instead, he walked around to try to get to a table, and ended up bumping right into someone, book falling betwixt them.
“Oh, hello! Sorry, could you get that? It’s a new book I just picked out. Should be fine as long as they don’t go too cliche with the Hero vs. Villain thing.” He said, a frown scrunching his brow.
“I hate it when books are…tropey, Y’know?” He’d state. To anyone helping him, it would only take a glance to understand two things: one, he had just randomly taken an
extremely adult book, and two, he had no idea what the novel actually contained.