"What in the seven fucking pits of Czarterix is that?!"
The docks was a riot of activity. Men shouted to fellows further up to lend a hand and others scurried to get more ropes, harpoons, lances and - well - anything. Every noise and movement sent the beast into a crazed fit. It tossed its giant head and pawed at the ground beneath its hooves. The one wing it had managed to free was wreaking havoc as it swept men clean off their feet and smashed through the other produce Veena had ordered which had been stacked up neatly nearby. Clearly they'd left the most troublesome bit till the end.
"I-it's a lamassu, Lady," the man in charge of the books stuttered next to her. He was a rather odd dwarf with a pair of glasses perched on the end of a nose that had been broken one too many times that rendered it now little more than a mess of bone on the front of his face. Protruding ears that were always red either due to sunburn or embarrassment or fright it was hard to tell. He was an absurd creature and definitely not the type one would instantly call to mind if Veena were to tell someone to fetch her accountant of black market goods. He was just fucking lucky he was good at his job, wasn't he?
"I can fucking see that, Gernis. I didn't lose my sight while you were away. But what in Baal's name is it doing ON MY DOCK?!"
Biscuit echoed her shout by flaring his little wings where he was perched on a nearby barrel and gave a little shriek of irritation. Gernis swept the hat from his head and used it to mop at his face.
"Ah, well ye see you said get the Sultana a present and well--"
"I meant a fucking DOG, Genris. Maybe a three-headed one but still, A DOG. The fuck am I meant to do with this?!"
"Tie a bow around it?" one of the hands attempting to wrestle the creature under control smartly offered. Veena whipped round towards him and he shirked back from the way she suddenly began to loom. People often forgot what it was she was until she got real angry. Just a smidge of her power showing and they rolled over and showed their bellies though. Veena ran both hands into her hair, issued the man a final glare, then turned back to Gernis in what she hoped was a calm fashion.
"If she doesn't fucking like this I'll have your balls. ALL of your balls!"
Because there was no time to return it and find something else. It was Sultana Nym's birthday today and she would have her surprise.
The docks was a riot of activity. Men shouted to fellows further up to lend a hand and others scurried to get more ropes, harpoons, lances and - well - anything. Every noise and movement sent the beast into a crazed fit. It tossed its giant head and pawed at the ground beneath its hooves. The one wing it had managed to free was wreaking havoc as it swept men clean off their feet and smashed through the other produce Veena had ordered which had been stacked up neatly nearby. Clearly they'd left the most troublesome bit till the end.
"I-it's a lamassu, Lady," the man in charge of the books stuttered next to her. He was a rather odd dwarf with a pair of glasses perched on the end of a nose that had been broken one too many times that rendered it now little more than a mess of bone on the front of his face. Protruding ears that were always red either due to sunburn or embarrassment or fright it was hard to tell. He was an absurd creature and definitely not the type one would instantly call to mind if Veena were to tell someone to fetch her accountant of black market goods. He was just fucking lucky he was good at his job, wasn't he?
"I can fucking see that, Gernis. I didn't lose my sight while you were away. But what in Baal's name is it doing ON MY DOCK?!"
Biscuit echoed her shout by flaring his little wings where he was perched on a nearby barrel and gave a little shriek of irritation. Gernis swept the hat from his head and used it to mop at his face.
"Ah, well ye see you said get the Sultana a present and well--"
"I meant a fucking DOG, Genris. Maybe a three-headed one but still, A DOG. The fuck am I meant to do with this?!"
"Tie a bow around it?" one of the hands attempting to wrestle the creature under control smartly offered. Veena whipped round towards him and he shirked back from the way she suddenly began to loom. People often forgot what it was she was until she got real angry. Just a smidge of her power showing and they rolled over and showed their bellies though. Veena ran both hands into her hair, issued the man a final glare, then turned back to Gernis in what she hoped was a calm fashion.
"If she doesn't fucking like this I'll have your balls. ALL of your balls!"
Because there was no time to return it and find something else. It was Sultana Nym's birthday today and she would have her surprise.