MrTophat
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Where the gnome did travel, the rain followed with him. It did not shower on anyone else, rather a malign cloud did drift where the gnome did tread was following his every move, lingering over him as a black mark against his sunny disposition. The gnome was set to speaking in rapid pace to himself as he lofted the regular sized umbrella over his diminutive self. The water hammered and flowed about him, leaving a path of circles of wet ground where he did go.
“How was I supposed to know that the local patron mage loved owlbears, I thought I was telling a perfectly reasonable story about people driving them out of the forest but no, no, the mage takes umbrage with the entertainment with such a serious heart! With art! My art in particular! The absolute curmurdegeon! The dander head!”
His stomach rumbled and he sighed.
“Probably wants a monopoly on the truth about the things, he hasn't had to wake up to the things screeching and clawing at some poor thing who didn't know his face from his boot. No need to curse an enterprising fellow practitioner with all this blasted rain! And if I perform a disjunction on it, the mage will know and he'll track me down no doubt! Wants all the rain in the world on my dang ol' parade. It's not seemly! Like I'm a jungle in need of never ending monsoon!”
The cloud rumbled and Bubkiss tensed, refusing to look up at the cloud, for shelter of tophat and umbrella. At this point a mighty wind did rebuff the gnome, from cloud born spite. With failing stubby hand he tried to fight the wrenching of the umbrella, but the cloud was too strong in it's galing purpose. The umbrella spiralled away, clattering down the streets, all spindles and collapsed canopy.
“Oh, that's just the pits! Time out Mister Cloud! I need some food to have any sort of patience with this blustering rain! Some peach snapps perhaps! Enough of you, enough of this, I am going in doors and if you follow me I'll, I'll!”
The illusionist snapped his jacket which was quickly becoming sodden, twisted his tophat on his head and shook a fist at the cloud, before throwing his hands up and storming into the local establishment which presented itself as salvation from the personal raincloud.
Bubkiss took quick step which did not carry him far across the threshold for his boots were big and his legs were small.
He turned upon the spot in half trepidation and half daring. The raincloud seemed to have some fears about following under roof. It lingered outside, saving what water was measured out exact to pour on the poor fellow.
“Good, excellent, outstanding,” Bubkiss said, going over the door frame and taking off his hat with a shake of water. He rubbed his nose and sneezed, catching it handkerchief as was good and proper.
“Oh, I feel a cold coming on already, woe is me, the gnome that be, this fellow needs something warm and quick,” he said to himself, replacing the handkerchief as he made approach to the establishment's owner as he took in everything as a tourist might. In many ways he still was a tourist to the cultures on display. The entertainment didn't quite click with him. He didn't think he could perform a show to it at the very least, but needs must.
“Can't be doing a show any time soon anyhow, not until the retort of rain ceases it's spate, can't sign autographs on my way when it gets all the fans all soaked to the skin, dispassionate thing, some people are just trying to learn a living and earn a trade,” Bubkiss said, making a jumble of his own words as befuddlement took hold.
He stood by the bar, a few paces away, so that someone might see him at all. It was foolishness to simply stand flush as others might, he'd never be noticed at all.
The illusionist, draped in purples of the showman, tapped on his tummy as he considered the menu as he completely disregarded the women. He waited patiently, just to be glad to be out of his own custom weather report, a small smile upon his features in relief of his condition. He patted his jacket down for where his tobacco lurked, and decided it was a day for the special blend, for he needed some kind of solace in all this water logged nonsense that was his life.
He breathed in deep of the solace that was cooking food. Being of rotund build, he was very much a creature of comfort, and had an internal battle between his imagination and the extent of his stomach's worth to fill.
“How was I supposed to know that the local patron mage loved owlbears, I thought I was telling a perfectly reasonable story about people driving them out of the forest but no, no, the mage takes umbrage with the entertainment with such a serious heart! With art! My art in particular! The absolute curmurdegeon! The dander head!”
His stomach rumbled and he sighed.
“Probably wants a monopoly on the truth about the things, he hasn't had to wake up to the things screeching and clawing at some poor thing who didn't know his face from his boot. No need to curse an enterprising fellow practitioner with all this blasted rain! And if I perform a disjunction on it, the mage will know and he'll track me down no doubt! Wants all the rain in the world on my dang ol' parade. It's not seemly! Like I'm a jungle in need of never ending monsoon!”
The cloud rumbled and Bubkiss tensed, refusing to look up at the cloud, for shelter of tophat and umbrella. At this point a mighty wind did rebuff the gnome, from cloud born spite. With failing stubby hand he tried to fight the wrenching of the umbrella, but the cloud was too strong in it's galing purpose. The umbrella spiralled away, clattering down the streets, all spindles and collapsed canopy.
“Oh, that's just the pits! Time out Mister Cloud! I need some food to have any sort of patience with this blustering rain! Some peach snapps perhaps! Enough of you, enough of this, I am going in doors and if you follow me I'll, I'll!”
The illusionist snapped his jacket which was quickly becoming sodden, twisted his tophat on his head and shook a fist at the cloud, before throwing his hands up and storming into the local establishment which presented itself as salvation from the personal raincloud.
Bubkiss took quick step which did not carry him far across the threshold for his boots were big and his legs were small.
He turned upon the spot in half trepidation and half daring. The raincloud seemed to have some fears about following under roof. It lingered outside, saving what water was measured out exact to pour on the poor fellow.
“Good, excellent, outstanding,” Bubkiss said, going over the door frame and taking off his hat with a shake of water. He rubbed his nose and sneezed, catching it handkerchief as was good and proper.
“Oh, I feel a cold coming on already, woe is me, the gnome that be, this fellow needs something warm and quick,” he said to himself, replacing the handkerchief as he made approach to the establishment's owner as he took in everything as a tourist might. In many ways he still was a tourist to the cultures on display. The entertainment didn't quite click with him. He didn't think he could perform a show to it at the very least, but needs must.
“Can't be doing a show any time soon anyhow, not until the retort of rain ceases it's spate, can't sign autographs on my way when it gets all the fans all soaked to the skin, dispassionate thing, some people are just trying to learn a living and earn a trade,” Bubkiss said, making a jumble of his own words as befuddlement took hold.
He stood by the bar, a few paces away, so that someone might see him at all. It was foolishness to simply stand flush as others might, he'd never be noticed at all.
The illusionist, draped in purples of the showman, tapped on his tummy as he considered the menu as he completely disregarded the women. He waited patiently, just to be glad to be out of his own custom weather report, a small smile upon his features in relief of his condition. He patted his jacket down for where his tobacco lurked, and decided it was a day for the special blend, for he needed some kind of solace in all this water logged nonsense that was his life.
He breathed in deep of the solace that was cooking food. Being of rotund build, he was very much a creature of comfort, and had an internal battle between his imagination and the extent of his stomach's worth to fill.