Inodeirr looked up expectantly at a piece of food being waved in the air before placing her head back on her paws. Hath had assumed the lion was fast asleep.
"Back before it was
Vel'anir a human - with one of those
human titles - was trying to unite a kingdom. The man had paid another man to stab his own brother in the night to earn his position and people were starting to question if he had the wisdom to lead them. As
humans tended to do he looked to see what he could take from others to prove his worth.
"He paid mercenaries to gather in arms and attacked the orc tribes to the north. Striking their camps whilst they were dispersed. They took land and the
orcs moved north. But within a few years they had over farmed the land and destroyed the soil."
Hath reached down and grasped a bundle of long grass. He wrapped his fist around it and pulled it free. With a shake he sent the earth it had bound drifting to the ground.
"The savanna was still there back then, but they say the grasslands extended much further north, so did the woodlands. This leader turned his eyes towards the forests north of his lands. But the tribes had not forgotten. Kizrak had gathered the scattered families and sent them deep into the forests. These trees were taller than giants, trunks as wide as towers.
"When the would-be king sent his men to start cutting them down, Kizrak would have them ambushed. When they rode into the woods they found nothing but death as soon as night fell.
"The humans gathered an army and marched North. A neat block of shining soldiers behind shining shields as far as the eye could see. The human general called for the orcs to march out and meet them in the field. Kizrak called out from high in the trees. 'I will step forward, if your leader will too. Then we will settle this.'"
Hath shook his head and snorted. "So the magnificent human army stood there looking amazing. Orders went back to their Duke or Baron or Prince. Orders came back. Not their leader. They marched into the forests. Three days they marched deeper until the forests swallowed them. Their scouts kept going missing. Messengers too. Soon the left couldn't talk to the right. And the vanguard couldn't tell anyone they were under attack."
Hath grinned. He imagined rushing through the darkest depths of a forest with axe in hand. The shouting, the chaos as the humans tried to form lines but didn't know which way to turn.
"Most who went in came back out, but the human army was broken. So the would-be king turned to the
elves."
Normally around this point there were a few remarks about the nature of elves, but Hath decided to stick to the point.
"They took an offer to be left alone in their woods if they helped the humans clear the orc infestation. They sang at the trees day and night but they would not part for their words.
"This man turned to the
dwarves. Great machines trundled forth turning the most proud tree to splinters. Kizrak came in the night and stole their wheels.
"So they turned... To the orcs. Found all who would fight for coin. Jintando, who has a hundred of his own stories, promised to bring Kizrak's head. With twice the orcs Jintando marched on the forests. But when he got there he called out for Kizrak. He made him an offer. Single combat to the death. If Kizrak won then his people would be left alone. In Jintando won then his people would leave the forests and head north. After all, the coin was agreed for one head.
"Now this is where many stories talk of a battle that lasted for days, but that never happens right? Kizrak was cunning, but Jintando the greatest sword of our kind for a generation. I doubt it lasted long before Kizrak was cut down before his people. But it was a good fight. His head hacked from his still warm body. His people left the forests - which were cut down - and went north. Kizrak lost his war. But everyone remembers his name. No fucker remembers the name of the man who wanted everyone else's things. He never became a king for all he brought his people was dying land and new enemies."
Hath gave a curt nod at the end, thumping the outside of his thigh with his fist as a mark of respect for a fallen warrior. Perhaps he wasn't the best at the longest stories. There were much better orators who could truly paint a vivid picture with words, but at least he thought he had got the point across.