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Scythe and Nyght
And wait they did, for the maps and papers and things. This was the whole deal, wasn't it? Acting like real professionals here in Rei Company. Between the four of their hands, Scythe and Nyght could count out the number of times they'd even laid eyes on a map. Most the time jobs came with a vague set of 'Go here, turn left, can't miss it' directions that were invariably wrong in one step or another. Improvisation became one of their watchwords early on in their career. Back when they were two separate people even.
Real professionals. Look, even brought brunch. Lunch? One or the other. That halfling in the bar fight would've known which it was right now.
And Cap explained. Good payout. Terrible circumstances. Did she say forty strong. She said forty strong. Details, there are. Why couldn't this D'arle daughter get stuck in a tree or something? But a hundred and twenty crowns was nice. Make it a big tree then.
Neither Scythe nor Nyght's face could hide their begrudging acceptance of the facts. Shoulda taken that smash and grab. Shoulda done it. But no. They wanted something on the straight and narrow. Know what else is straight and narrow? A couple of crossbow bolts to their feet. That's what. Might as well have done that and come out ahead today.
Alright. Fuck it. One-twenty on the line. Sash Girl had the right idea. Focus on the damn money. Worry and improvise when you got there and the job still needed doing. Scythe and Nyght even had a unique trick up their sleeves that could prove useful. Nyght's body poses as a whore, gets picked up by one of the horny bandits looking for a good time at the nearest town brothel or what have you, gets brought back to the encampment, and Scythe's body relays all the real-time information she sees to the other mercs on the job. Near perfect info combined with the element of surprise and stealth worked wonders. Trick worked twice before. Scythe's body even got to play the part of the whore the second time. A nice fair spread of the fun.
Mad Eye Toby had his say next.
"Rats do get mangled," said Nyght.
"Don't worry, big guy, you're secret safe with us," said Scythe.
He sure had a roundabout way of saying he was a smuggler and he kept his ear to the ground. Eh, secrets. Scythe and Nyght knew the score; they couldn't blame him. They had one they preferred to keep themselves. One of a few, matter of fact. 'Course, they'd have to give that one up if they thought their infiltration trick had a chance of working.
And the plate of food slid their way. Good gods, it must be good, seeing how enough of it went flying out of Toby's mouth to feed all the dead wolves and what-not in Cap's office. Surely.
But free food was free food. Their father would've smacked them for turning it down. And probably their mother too. And probably their step-mother too, bitch that she was. And probably all their raider buddies too, since they were on the subject.
They each grabbed a slice of bread, cheese, and meat and stacked them one on top of the other. Scythe's body went first, taking a bite. Chewing. Swallowing. Then Nyght's body went. Bite. Chew. Swallow. Then Scythe. Hopefully slowly and not-so-deliberately-timed enough to look natural.
"This is good," said Scythe.
"Fair enough, Mad Eye. Fair enough," said Nyght.
"Guess you'll have to make it an open marriage."
"I claim the left side of the bed."
"It's gonna have to be a big bed too, huh?"
Jokes. What else did they have but to laugh, what with the prospect of potentially facing down forty angry bandits if this shit went sideways?
"Maybe you'll want to follow up on that, Mad Eye," said Nyght.
"Track that lil birdie of yours down," said Scythe.
"Never hurt to know more about a job."
"Tian there looks like he wants to go with ya."
"What a swell guy, this Tian. Eh, Sash Girl?"
Real professionals. Look, even brought brunch. Lunch? One or the other. That halfling in the bar fight would've known which it was right now.
And Cap explained. Good payout. Terrible circumstances. Did she say forty strong. She said forty strong. Details, there are. Why couldn't this D'arle daughter get stuck in a tree or something? But a hundred and twenty crowns was nice. Make it a big tree then.
Neither Scythe nor Nyght's face could hide their begrudging acceptance of the facts. Shoulda taken that smash and grab. Shoulda done it. But no. They wanted something on the straight and narrow. Know what else is straight and narrow? A couple of crossbow bolts to their feet. That's what. Might as well have done that and come out ahead today.
Alright. Fuck it. One-twenty on the line. Sash Girl had the right idea. Focus on the damn money. Worry and improvise when you got there and the job still needed doing. Scythe and Nyght even had a unique trick up their sleeves that could prove useful. Nyght's body poses as a whore, gets picked up by one of the horny bandits looking for a good time at the nearest town brothel or what have you, gets brought back to the encampment, and Scythe's body relays all the real-time information she sees to the other mercs on the job. Near perfect info combined with the element of surprise and stealth worked wonders. Trick worked twice before. Scythe's body even got to play the part of the whore the second time. A nice fair spread of the fun.
Mad Eye Toby had his say next.
"Rats do get mangled," said Nyght.
"Don't worry, big guy, you're secret safe with us," said Scythe.
He sure had a roundabout way of saying he was a smuggler and he kept his ear to the ground. Eh, secrets. Scythe and Nyght knew the score; they couldn't blame him. They had one they preferred to keep themselves. One of a few, matter of fact. 'Course, they'd have to give that one up if they thought their infiltration trick had a chance of working.
And the plate of food slid their way. Good gods, it must be good, seeing how enough of it went flying out of Toby's mouth to feed all the dead wolves and what-not in Cap's office. Surely.
But free food was free food. Their father would've smacked them for turning it down. And probably their mother too. And probably their step-mother too, bitch that she was. And probably all their raider buddies too, since they were on the subject.
They each grabbed a slice of bread, cheese, and meat and stacked them one on top of the other. Scythe's body went first, taking a bite. Chewing. Swallowing. Then Nyght's body went. Bite. Chew. Swallow. Then Scythe. Hopefully slowly and not-so-deliberately-timed enough to look natural.
"This is good," said Scythe.
"Fair enough, Mad Eye. Fair enough," said Nyght.
"Guess you'll have to make it an open marriage."
"I claim the left side of the bed."
"It's gonna have to be a big bed too, huh?"
Jokes. What else did they have but to laugh, what with the prospect of potentially facing down forty angry bandits if this shit went sideways?
"Maybe you'll want to follow up on that, Mad Eye," said Nyght.
"Track that lil birdie of yours down," said Scythe.
"Never hurt to know more about a job."
"Tian there looks like he wants to go with ya."
"What a swell guy, this Tian. Eh, Sash Girl?"