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Vaezhasar had arrived early, as became a man who liked to stack the odds by the simple expedient of being the first piece on the board. He sat, not quite enthroned, but certainly accommodated, in a chair he would have described, in a moment of charity, as a geological event with armrests. Petrified wood made poor cushion and excellent argument; it insisted on the sitter’s attention the way a stern tutor insists on declensions in long dead languages. His armor didn't complain and indeed moved with great smoothness as he crossed one greaved leg over the other and regarded the lectern before him, where a book of respectable girth lay open: vellum gone the faint yellow of old ivory; binding stout enough to survive an overzealous apprentice or an underfunded library move. The helm, for once, did not occupy his features. Unmasked, he wore the expression of a man trying out the dangerous sport of serenity and half suspecting he would be better at sarcasm.

Behind him the board waited: a great, ivory-white rectangle fastened to the wall the way a proclamation is nailed to a city gate, meant to be read and not, under any circumstances, redecorated. Across it ran a legend in dark indigo, letters tall and prim as magistrates: Study of magical entities. The script was too crisp for human industry. Ink—even the good stuff brewed by those solemn fellows in the Alchemical Quarter—bleeds, feathers, yields to the grain. This line did not. It possessed the uncompromising edge of a rune cut by a patient hand with a better class of chisel. If it was handwriting, the hand had never been mortal and had a pedant’s sense of kerning.

The hall had the calm of a well-fed cat and the echo of a half-remembered hymn. Light from tall windows quartered the space into honest rectangles; dust motes paraded as if under inspection; everything smelled faintly of chalk, beeswax, and hypotheses. Elbion’s builders loved pale stone and clean lines, and the College had obliged them for centuries: old marble given a new polish each generation so that youth could admire antiquity without getting grit on their sleeves. The place sat at the city’s northern brow like a diadem, its tower the nearest thing Elbion had to a sundial for the whole district, and its lone gate, down the hill and around two turns, saw more anxious foot traffic on examination days than the counting houses saw on tax day. That was the College for you: an enclave with its own old laws, well-guarded doors, and an ingrained talent for reminding the city that genius requires a perimeter.

He allowed himself the small wicked pleasure of imagining the students’ arrival in taxonomical order, as befitted the hour’s subject. First would come the diurnal scholars, those punctual creatures who measured life in margins and found their courage in well-sharpened quills. Then the shy bipeds traveling in pairs, watchful as hares. After them the solitary predators of the back row, hooded, intelligent, and sullenly certain they were the most interesting entities in the room. Last, inevitably, the migratory flock who had been waylaid by breakfast, romance, or both. Vaezhasar’s mouth tilted. If the College had taught him anything, it was that classification is a convenience and exceptions are the only reliable rule.

He leaned back. The chair accepted exactly as much of him as stone accepts a chisel, and no more. On the lectern a ribbon marked the page where some former scholar, anonymous, meticulous, and now safely historical, had glossed a paragraph about familiars with a marginal note so neat it looked printed. He read it, snorted, and closed the matter with an economical, “No.” It would make a good opening: the courteous demolition of a respectable error. Students appreciated a cleanly disassembled fallacy; it suggested the universe possessed hinges.


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Surprisingly, the first to rush into the classroom - ferreting through the door like a chased squirrel hoping to avoid detection and banging his knee against a cunning chair for his efforts - was Pomrick.

But unlike the punctual creatures that usually beat him to this race, Pomrick carried a stack of battered tomes in his arms and a satchel with scrolls and half-broken quills, all spewing pages and white feathers like misaligned teeth. The left side of his hair looked half-shaven, half-burnt, a slime-green tint to the crops and exposed bit of scalp.

Pomrick looked at the almost empty classroom, flabbergasted. He could swear he had been late. Lifting a crumpled note in his hand, he squinted to parse the brisk notes of his master - *Thaumaturgic Alterations in...*

However, he didn't have time to read further before his eyes inevitably drew to the armoured shape, languidly sitting in his chair, observing him.

The note dropped from his hand, drifting down to the floor like a fallen feather. Pomrick gulped, frozen as if a spell of petrification had seared onto him.

Vaezhasar Drakspae. The terrifying mountain of metal that had coolly judged him at the gala. His unholy helmet was now off, but somehow, that didn't help. Now he could fully see his chiselled, sculpted face and dispassionate eyes - all hard, cold and imperious like marble, skewering him with a single look.

The gaping classroom sucked him in, no flood of bodies to protect him from the maester's attention. Exposed. His bones felt brittle and immobile as glass. Should he run? Quickly excuse himself and leave? His eyes travelled to the white board, trying to parse what class this was and link it to his draining memory of where he was supposed to go.

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Still housing several far too large bites of a muffin, Thadd strolled casually in. Tucked in the crook of one arm was several more baked goods. They had clearly come straight from the dining hall in no particular hurry.
His eyes passed over the mostly empty hall blankly. Then he squinted at the board of very complicated looking ink. Looked back at the rest of the hall. A thought very slowly wandered across his mind.
He fished in his pocket for a bit of parchment and unfolded it.
Damn. He had taken his roommate's schedule. Again.
Mouth still full of the last bite of muffin he turned to glance at the doorway in thought. Should he go wake that guy up? He had been pretty moody lately. Thadd just knew he was going to get the silent treatment again.
He had meant to come to the combat class but it looked like this Maester had two different classes.
It was a bit of a trek back to the dorms, and it seemed kind of rude to leave when there was only him and one other guy here so far. That's it! Maybe if he took really good notes then they could sleep in and he could be forgiven. Thadd mentally high fived himself for the excellent solution.

He meandered up to the only other student already here. Starting on another baked good he glanced down and bent to scoop up the little note. Thadd handed it over with a beaming grin both too bright for the hour and oblivious to the other students' petrified face. "you dropped this!" He proclaimed then seemed at a loss for how to hand it back to someone so over burdened with a small stationary store. He tucked it into the chaotic satchel.
He turned the high beam of his smile toward the Maester sitting in the uncomfortable looking chair at the lectern.
"Mornin' Maester Drakspae!"

Pomrick Bloomsfield
Vaezhasar Drakspae
 
Pomrick Bloomsfield
Thadd

Vaezhasar didn't rise from his seat, not at first, at least. The chair, that geological argument against comfort, held him with the stolid authority of a treaty clause nobody quite remembered signing but everyone feared to break. His gaze, practiced in the cataloguing of specimens both willing and otherwise, scanned the two young men with the methodical precision of a customs inspector who has just spotted irregular stitching on a merchant's purse. First Pomrick—ah yes, there was the telltale shimmer of discomfort, worn like an ill-fitted doublet at a state dinner—then Thaddeus, who bore himself with the careful dignity of one who has memorized the first three chapters but suspects the examination will concern the fourth.


"Good morning, Thaddeus, Pomrick," he uttered, the words measured out like expensive spice, then finally rose. Two meters and change of man unfolded from the chair, spellsteel ornamentation catching the morning light in a manner that suggested metallurgy had opinions about punctuality. The armor moved with him like water that had taken lessons in geometry. He paid no mind to Pomrick's discomfort—one did not, after all, interrupt a butterfly's struggle from its chrysalis merely because the process appeared undignified—and simply nodded absentmindedly, the gesture carrying all the weight of a magistrate acknowledging a point of order he intended to ignore.

"You may sit. The rest may arrive late, but I'll allow it, this once." The concession emerged like a duke granting passage through his lands: magnanimous, temporary, and thoroughly recorded for future reference. "Our first class on the topic of magical entities will be purely introductory, so that you may more easily familiarize yourself with the matter."

He drummed his armored index finger against the whiteboard, the sound possessed of that peculiar resonance achieved when metal meets mineral with intent. Each tap marked time like a metronome designed by someone who believed rhythm should make a statement.

"For those of you that have attended Maester Kikwi's class on magical beasts, I must make a small distinction that'll keep the lot of you from mixing up the two subjects." He paused, allowing the silence to mature like good cheese. "The creatures, if they can be called such, that you'll be learning about in next six months, are all sapient, exhibiting intellect on par or superior to that of humans and other humanoid races."

The last word hung in the air with the finality of a cartographer's boundary line: here be dragons, it seemed to say, but the sort that might correct your grammar.
 
There was a sister class to Husbandry of Arcane Beasts, as it so happened. This had to be explained to Feä, of course, for, even as she had not encountered the word "husbandry" before of the sister class, surely she had not ever the occasion to know the word "exornithics". But once it had been explained to her, what came to mind was simple: Maester Kikwi, of whose small and cute stature she was quite fond. And so was she spurred to enroll in Exornithics on the thought alone of Maester Kikwi teaching the class.

On her way to the classroom, she made a proper reckoning of the fact that this class, at least this first session, was taking place inside of a classroom (rather than the on-campus stables), and therefore she thought to herself, Oh, this must be what class I thought Husbandry to be, that of a distant and academic review. She did learn best by practical experience, yes, but ever did she tend to shy from the unfamiliar (as from the very beasts of the Husbandry class), for such was her inward nature. A redoubling of her effort in study would have to suffice. She feared to disappoint Maester Kikwi.

Though her mistaken assumption of just who was teaching Exornithics would be dispelled immediately upon entry.

Feä, with all her material in a satchel, crossed from the hallway and into the classroom. And thereupon she froze. It was not Maester Kikwi at all, but rather another Maester, and not merely any other Maester, but the big armored one. Sans his helm, which to Feä—at the Commencement and at the Art Gala—proved his most frightful aspect, he did however look far less dreadful and far more pleasing. Other students had already arrived; Pomrick, who also had taken the sister class to this one with Feä, and a large blond human man with whom she had yet to be acquainted. Feä herself arrived right as Maester Vaezhasar clarified the distinction of his class: that the creatures concerned were not kindred of beasts, but were possessed of thought and intellect—cause for another chill, one that promised to worsen as she learned more.

But Feä cast off the ice which kept her bound for those few seconds at the classroom's precipice, and she dipped her head and her gaze shyly and made for one of the desks, where she sat and could not help but to chastise herself for not being more discerning with her selection of courses.

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Thadd handed it over with a beaming grin both too bright for the hour and oblivious to the other students' petrified face. "you dropped this!"
Pomrick took the note, mouth working for a reply, as stunned by Thadd's presence as the fact that he was talking to him.

"Th-th-uh, thanks . . ."

He didn't get much farther in his gratitude before others swept into the classroom though. When Vaezhasar spoke, Pomrick plonked into his own seat, scrambling to be sitting for the class in progress. Books and utensils hammered against his table, more akin to a mason whipped into a frenzy by his master than a student of esoteric lore.

He stuck out his tongue, fishing out a sharpened piece of charcoal as his quick writing utensil, attempting to scribble down Vaezhasar's erudite introduction. It amounted to this:

DIFFARANT, TO KIKWI-?

SIX MONTHS.

SUPI INTELLECT.

AS CLEVER AS HEMAROID HUMANOID CLEVERER THAN. --?



 
Feä Mindalië
Pomrick Bloomsfield
Thadd

Vaezhasar surveyed the classroom and, finding the number of students present sufficiently populous to justify the expenditure of his considerable pedagogical energies, arranged his features into an expression that might, in charitable light, be mistaken for avuncular concern. The morning's crop of scholars had indeed materialized according to his taxonomical predictions, though one or two specimens defied ready classification, a state of affairs he found neither surprising nor entirely unwelcome.

"Doubtless you interrogate yourselves thus: 'Wherefore, Mester Vaezhasar, must we burden our intellects with such arcane matters?' A query both predictable and legitimate. Beyond the obvious scholarly virtues inherent in such study, which alone should suffice for any self-respecting academician, there exists a consideration of distinctly practical import. For it is a statistical certainty that some among you shall, whether from avarice, epistemological cupidity, or mere tedium vitae, attempt commercial intercourse with these entities."

He permitted himself a small pause, during which the more astute pupils might reflect upon the manifold follies of their predecessors who had, in fits of ambition or ennui, attempted congress with beings whose motivations bore the same relationship to human understanding as a logarithm bears to a lobster.

"I adjure you to discount the sanctimonious prognostications of my esteemed colleagues in this matter; our venerable institution, howsoever extensive its administrative apparatus and zealous its proctorial enthusiasms, cannot maintain perpetual surveillance over your extracurricular thaumaturgical experiments. Thus, through rigorous study of these entities' nature and proclivities, you may perchance avoid bartering away your immortal essences, or other appendages of sentimental value, for what amounts to the ontological equivalent of three copper pieces of dubious provenance and a meat pie of archaeological vintage."

He made a gesture with his hand, economical, precise, the sort of motion that suggested long practice with forces that rewarded neither haste nor hesitation,and ink spontaneously began emerging upon the whiteboard, forming two drawings: one, an eight pointed star, consisting of eight arrows radiating from a center point, and the other, a single, upright arrow pointing upward. The liquid darkness arranged itself with the deliberation of a careful scribe who has all eternity and intends to use most of it. When complete, the symbols possessed that unsettling perfection that suggested mathematics had opinions and wasn't afraid to express them.
 
Thadd watched the other two students take their seats. He realized belatedly that class was about to start.
He took up a seat next to the one who had been carrying all the scrolls. Seeing him thunk it all down methodically made Thadd think that this classmate must be well prepared indeed.
It was only after reluctantly setting the remainder of his breakfast aside and patting down his pockets did he realize his mistake. Right. Since he had only wandered in dure to a swapped schedule, he had been prepared for a combat class, as in, not a lecture.

The Maester was staring their way in a very Maesterly way that told Thad he was probably about to start an endless stream of words. Thadd whispered to the well prepared one and a slight framed elf nearby, "Uhhh, You wouldn't have a bit of uhhh spare parchment, and a uhh, quill would you guys?"

Oh man, there it went. The Maester had begun a torrent of words to far out of Thadd's meager vocabulary as to be a foreign language. Even spinning the hamster wheel of his mind furiously he could not begin to glean one pebble of understanding. It was way too late to duck out now, but something told him that no amount of focus was going to forge notes clear enough to satisfy Nil. A blank look settled on his features as he watched the Maester cast symbols onto the board in a way that only forecasted that the lecture was about to dive into an even more unclear form.
"a-actually maybe I could just make a copy of what you guys wrote after class." He whispered as quietly as possible in the tone of a drowning man.

Pomrick Bloomsfield
Feä Mindalië
Vaezhasar Drakspae
 

"Oh, um, lemme see . . ."

Pomrick started rifling through his pack, spilling out a curious assortment of items: what appeared a frog figurine of basalt stone and a necklace pierced with black toe-nails. He didn't manage to produce a spare parchment, however, before the Maester started speaking, and Pomrick had to switch his efforts to writing notes.

At first, he attempted to note down Vaezhasar's adjuration, word for word. Then, he attempted to make a bulletin of it. And finally, he tried to write down singular words that seemed the most important. His primitive pen snapped at commercial intercourse, a loud and awkward crack to underscore Vaezhasar's clinical warning. A warning which, sadly, sailed right past Pomrick's head - a blush now thoroughly blooming from his cheeks. He thought he had heard older students use the term commercial intercourse as a euphimism for . . . something else entirely.

At the next piece of oration, Pomrick gave up on writing and focused instead on listening, cupping his face in his hands and willing himself to look straight at the Maester. Or well, nearly, past his head, drifting his eyes to the board whenever the Maester's eyes might reach him. Not that that helped much.

He did get the sense that their teacher was attempting to warn them from doing a particular action. Bartering away their . . . immortal essence? Their souls? What sort of class had he stepped into? One which reminded him of two things so far: the salary of copper pieces he was still owed and delicious meat pie.

He checked again the note he had dropped before, which Thadd had handed him, attempting to parse its letters. Pomrick raised a shaky hand, and if allowed to ask a question, he would proceed with:

"Eh, is this the class for, um," he squinted at the note, trying to read the small writing, tiny letters bobbing like dark ants floating in a parchment sea. "Tha--tham . . . No, thana-aaa, errm," -logy almost always ended the words for classes, so that might be a decent guess-"thananatology--sorry, I mean, anal-turn-logical altercations?"

He peered at the note again with a frown. Had he read that right?

Of course, if the Maester never gave him the chance to speak, he would never share the extent of his current understanding.

Thadd
Feä Mindalië
Vaezhasar Drakspae
 
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So it began.

Chastisement could no longer do any good, only could she endeavor now to undo her fault with earnestness, with pressing through the subject matter of the class, no matter what difficulty may come. Before her she had arranged her quill and ink and parchment, for she'd learned that Professors and Maesters often spoke of that which held the most import at the very start of their class. She commenced then to writing.

Or, would have, if not for a whisper—this from the blond-haired student between herself and Pomrick. She glanced over. Oh, a lack of materials. Pomrick searched and produced many things which were of little concern for the whisperer's plight. But Feä had indeed spare parchment and a spare quill, and, as it happened, embraced an opportunity.

"May I trade you for a muffin?" she whispered back, eyes big and sincere of a plight of her own. She was a bit peckish, and Thadd's preparedness in the way of snacks made for a potential deliverance.

However the deal concluded, Feä would attend again to her writing, her copying. And yet...it seemed a wholly futile effort. Transcribing what Maester Vaezhasar said was not the difficulty, for this she could do even for unfamiliar words via the shape of their sound. Understanding what he had said, and what she had written upon her parchment, stood as an impossible task, at least in the present moment. She felt as though she had been made small by the immensity of her misunderstanding, and indeed, ever so slightly she shrunk in her seat, her shoulders tensing with a fright born of woeful inadequacy.

And as the Maester conjured two contrasting symbols upon the board, Feä stole sheepish glances to Pomrick, to Thadd, to perhaps see if either of them had gotten the better of the class's introduction. Judging by the latter's whisper...mayhap not.

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Feä Mindalië
Thadd
Pomrick Bloomsfield

Vaezhasar sputtered in a manner that bore unmistakable kinship with those preliminary convulsions which herald the onset of unseemly mirth, that particular species of academic impropriety which has, since time immemorial, proven the undoing of more pedagogues than all the combined forces of administrative reform and budgetary constraint. He placed the flat of his gauntlet-clad hand over his mouth with the futility of one attempting to halt the tide with a colander, and giggled, a sound as incongruous from an armored lecturer as a love sonnet from a tax collector, followed by a 'pffff' sort of noise that suggested his professional decorum had elected to take an unscheduled sabbatical whilst he endeavored to reassemble the scattered components of his magisterial bearing.

"Thanatology, dear Pomrick, concerns itself with mortality," he'd say, struggling to keep the corners of his mouth from quirking into a smile. "Though I suspect your scholarly interests tend toward more... posterior pursuits. You possess, shall we say, the physiognomy of one thus inclined."


He then walked over to the table populated by Thaddeus and Feä, his progress across the classroom floor measured with the geometric precision of one who has calculated that exactly seventeen steps at regulation academic pace would suffice to restore the proper gravitational relationship between instructor and instructed.

"Dispense with the parchment, young man. This being an elementary discourse, attend to the substance rather than the minutiae."

He glanced back at the whiteboard with the air of a general surveying his battle plans, though in this instance the enemy was ignorance and the weapons were taxonomical.

"These symbols represent, respectively: an octagonal star with outward vectors, chaos, signifying infinite potential and the breakdown of order; and a vertical arrow, law, denoting stability, control and purposeful direction. Certain thaumaturgical theorists maintain that all forces, magic included, align with one paradigm or the other. The same applies to supernatural entities, whose natures incline toward either pole. This perpetual dialectical tension and reciprocal antagonism between these countervailing forces is what cognoscenti term 'The Great Game.'"

 
Oh so that little guys name was Pomrick. He sure knew some big words, maybe he was one of the scholarly types. They were all over the place here. Just about the only word he caught of what the Maester said was 'posterior', but why was the Maester smiling about butts and what was a posterior pursuit? Was this class about studying butts? Or maybe it was more than butts. was this....sex education? Wow if this was what was on Nil's schedule just what other classes was he going to?
For that matter why was the Elf here. He shot her a quick curious glance. He had heard Elves had trouble with that sort of thing. Or maybe this class covered home making spells too. Yeah, it probably took a lot of magic to keep all that armor polished.

Thadd was more than happy to trade a bit of breakfast offering her a grateful grin and sympathetic wink. Then shuffling a large muffin over to the elf's desk.
No sooner had he set up the parchment to make a brave attempt at notes than had the Maester drawn near to tell them not to. Or at least that was what Thadd took away. His brows knitted together in a slow conflicted expression like a dog given contradicting commands. There was no way he was going to be able to explain any of this later.

His puzzled gaze followed the Maester to the board where he drew something on the board. This felt like something he could latch onto, surely he could understand it if pictures were involved. Only to have he hopes immediately dashed perpetual? Dialectical?
Reluctantly he decided to try taking down at least these. His tongue poked out a bit as he made an effort to ink the same symbols onto his parchment. An artist he was not. The lines uneven and splotched from holding the quill down too hard.
Under one of them he wrote Law and the other chaos, his penmanship equally unrefined.

He frowned at it and glanced at both his other classmates notes.

Pomrick Bloomsfield
Feä Mindalië
Vaezhasar Drakspae
 
"Thanatology, dear Pomrick, concerns itself with mortality," he'd say, struggling to keep the corners of his mouth from quirking into a smile. "Though I suspect your scholarly interests tend toward more... posterior pursuits. You possess, shall we say, the physiognomy of one thus inclined."
Oh, so that was what it was. But . . . were they going to have a lesson on that? He thought it had all been about entities and such. Before he could start pondering whether he had arrived at the right class, he was being observed for his physiogno... Physic-gnomes... Something. He had no idea what on earth the maester had meant, but he seemed to say it with an bemused smile, which, from what he knew of Vaezhasar, could either be quite good - or really, really bad.

He sunk lower in his seat and dispensed with the parchment, as requested, hoping not to be further noticed in class.
"These symbols represent, respectively: an octagonal star with outward vectors, chaos, signifying infinite potential and the breakdown of order; and a vertical arrow, law, denoting stability, control and purposeful direction. Certain thaumaturgical theorists maintain that all forces, magic included, align with one paradigm or the other. The same applies to supernatural entities, whose natures incline toward either pole. This perpetual dialectical tension and reciprocal antagonism between these countervailing forces is what cognoscenti term 'The Great Game.'"
The weaving words of Vaezhasar spun him into an almost dream-like state, imagining arrows pointing at stars, stars pointing at other stars, or perhaps secret triangular shapes existing among those stars. Though the finer points were lost on him, for some reason, he got the imagery of a grand starscape in the sky, twinkling with limitless potential and inscrutable laws of operation. Not too dissimilar from his apprenticeship with Maester Krellos, honestly. These hypnotising yet obscure words finally ended in something slightly more tangible.

The Great Game. Whatever that was.

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