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Kreiis
"I am trying to sleep and it's already hard enough to achieve on this bed let alone with some half-dressed over muscled nude man covered in sweat and compensation looking at me wishing he could go to bed because he was the dipshit that took guard duty and didn't bother just knocking his quarry out. Of course I doubt you could get any other job with the fact that the bone piercing you've got crammed so far up your nose it jabs into your brain is preventing you from being a civilized man, and I do mean civilized because you haven't stopped mouth breathing and staring through me since I got here. By Eleth you incompetent twat has anyone ever told you you are the pinnacle of a caveman? I know your city and civilization is undiscovered but I know well and true enough that you must be some halfwit excuse of a man to to not yet discover the ancient art of nose breathing. I have found damn lichen able to do this legendary art where you sit here gazing over trying to pick your nose only to remember you stuck some infected animals ass bone up your ass to try in some vain attempt to attract a mate not realizing that maybe if you would stop breathing so goddamn loudly and aggressively near them they may find you a sliver of attractive."
He burst. He was slowly being worn away of all patience and this one part luddite, one part wannabe tough guy and one part irritant was quickly eroding it away like somoene had turned the ocean on full blast against a wall of stone.
(That’s absolutely hilarious! XD)
The man seemed to understand him perfectly and set his spear aside, then cracked his knuckles. “For one who claims superior intelligence, you seem to not understand that insulting someone who has the authority to kill you is unwise. If you wish to sleep,” he grabbed the front of Farzad’s robes and drew his fist back. “I can help with that.”
The resonating thud that accompanied a fist hitting the wizard’s temple full force was heard throughout the… prison? What it was had no word for it in Common or Trade. But everybody heard it, and many of the guards grinned amusedly.
He could swear he hears someone mouthing off in the next room. Farzad... isn't helping their case. "Also, how do we earn the sec's trust?"
She heard a loud thud and the sound of someone collapsing to the floor, and smiled, “Well for one, don’t follow your friend’s example. Lucky for you and your other friends, you are judged individually. So just keep your head down, don’t do anything stupid and you’ll be fine.”
“You’ll be allowed to roam about the city when the sun rises, so long as a guard is with you, so you will have plenty of opportunities.