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Ask anyone on the surface to describe Arethil’s Underrealm, and they would likely relate to you a claustrophobic tale of twisting tunnels and cramped squeezes, barely large enough for a man to fit through and dangerously close to collapse. They would be correct, for the Underrealm stretched like spidery fingers through the very skin of Arethil. Yet like all things dark and mysterious, the Underrealm holds many majesties as of yet unappreciated by the uninitiated sun-walker. Spread amongst the convoluted passages are massive, beautiful caverns, with ceilings higher than castles and volumes that could swallow a town.;
Or, at least, a few blocks.
It was within one of these large caverns that Lord Skavius Drytail, self-proclaimed Kingpin of the Underrealm wherever his loyal Rous henchmen laid their grubby hands, chose to build his gallows. The sinister stalactites hung like fangs from above, dancing in the reflected torchlight. The cavern was plenty large enough to hold a large audience, which was of course the most important part of an execution.
Yes, people needed to see them. They needed to love them! They needed to fear them. The life of a crime boss came with no shortage of enemies and nay-sayers who needed to be made examples of. As benevolent as Drytail was with his low tax rates and premium protection services, as much as he gave to these communities in the form of narcotic-driven income and tourism, there were still those who wishes to thwart him.
It was sad, really.
On this day a large crowd had indeed gathered. A mismatched group of all the ugliness the Underrealm had to offer. Rous and goblins, cave trolls and even a drow or two had gathered to see the good Lord cleave the life from some piece of filth.
Drytail stood at the edge of an unevenly constructed wooden stage and raised his stubby arms for silence.
”My friends, my scavengerous people! How good it is that you are all here to see justice!” His voice was deep and powerful, and carried across the dank air.
There was a screeching applause which persisting for a few seconds before again being silenced by a raised hand. The stage groaned in protest of his absurd weight.
”I so love these damp caves and musty caverns, but there are those who. Do. Not.” Boos and hisses flared from the crowd.
”This creature,” he flung a pointing finger back at a bruised and bloodied goblin being supported by two sturdy-looking rous, ”has stolen from us. Stolen from me. And! He conspired to bring others into your homes and threaten our prosperity! For this, I, Lord Skavius Drytail, have sentenced him to die.”
The applause was thunderous, and Drytail accepted it graciously. He then turned and motioned for his weapon to be brought, his entire body jiggling beneath his mismatched armor as he did so. The Farmer’s Wife was a heavy, ugly weapon, but it had served far better than any other tool of diplomacy he had tried. The goblin, who’s legs had obviously been broken, was hoisted forwards and bent over a roughly flattened boulder. The stone was marred by numerous deep cuts and years worth of spilled blood. The crowd’s eagerness was deafening.
”Too easy,” he mused to himself. The goblin had been nobody, had done nothing more than taken a bit of slop from some cave-vendor’s cart. Unfortunately for him, that vendor was a front for a very profitable business venture, and Drytail needed a good scapegoat every now and then to rile the people to his favor.
The prisoner said something, but his face was too swollen from beatings for any words to be made out. In an astonishing display of strength, Lord Drytail raised the gigantic weapon over his head.
Or, at least, a few blocks.
It was within one of these large caverns that Lord Skavius Drytail, self-proclaimed Kingpin of the Underrealm wherever his loyal Rous henchmen laid their grubby hands, chose to build his gallows. The sinister stalactites hung like fangs from above, dancing in the reflected torchlight. The cavern was plenty large enough to hold a large audience, which was of course the most important part of an execution.
Yes, people needed to see them. They needed to love them! They needed to fear them. The life of a crime boss came with no shortage of enemies and nay-sayers who needed to be made examples of. As benevolent as Drytail was with his low tax rates and premium protection services, as much as he gave to these communities in the form of narcotic-driven income and tourism, there were still those who wishes to thwart him.
It was sad, really.
On this day a large crowd had indeed gathered. A mismatched group of all the ugliness the Underrealm had to offer. Rous and goblins, cave trolls and even a drow or two had gathered to see the good Lord cleave the life from some piece of filth.
Drytail stood at the edge of an unevenly constructed wooden stage and raised his stubby arms for silence.
”My friends, my scavengerous people! How good it is that you are all here to see justice!” His voice was deep and powerful, and carried across the dank air.
There was a screeching applause which persisting for a few seconds before again being silenced by a raised hand. The stage groaned in protest of his absurd weight.
”I so love these damp caves and musty caverns, but there are those who. Do. Not.” Boos and hisses flared from the crowd.
”This creature,” he flung a pointing finger back at a bruised and bloodied goblin being supported by two sturdy-looking rous, ”has stolen from us. Stolen from me. And! He conspired to bring others into your homes and threaten our prosperity! For this, I, Lord Skavius Drytail, have sentenced him to die.”
The applause was thunderous, and Drytail accepted it graciously. He then turned and motioned for his weapon to be brought, his entire body jiggling beneath his mismatched armor as he did so. The Farmer’s Wife was a heavy, ugly weapon, but it had served far better than any other tool of diplomacy he had tried. The goblin, who’s legs had obviously been broken, was hoisted forwards and bent over a roughly flattened boulder. The stone was marred by numerous deep cuts and years worth of spilled blood. The crowd’s eagerness was deafening.
”Too easy,” he mused to himself. The goblin had been nobody, had done nothing more than taken a bit of slop from some cave-vendor’s cart. Unfortunately for him, that vendor was a front for a very profitable business venture, and Drytail needed a good scapegoat every now and then to rile the people to his favor.
The prisoner said something, but his face was too swollen from beatings for any words to be made out. In an astonishing display of strength, Lord Drytail raised the gigantic weapon over his head.