Private Tales What do you do with a drunken Nordenfiir?

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The HIS Stormlance. Southeast of the Allir Reach; Asherah Ocean.



Dark, thundering storm clouds roiled overhead. Casting about in wild motions like the full, grey beard of an angry storm god. Glaring down at the comparatively puny, intrepid vessel stubbornly cutting through his wrath. A voice of thunder, booming and imperious, matched by a wrathful hand of lightning striking the sea. All of this wrath, all of this ardor from Arethil, meant nothing to one Petrus Iskandar seated in the luxurious bowels of the Stormlance. An appropriate name for such a sizable galleon meant to cut through even the worst of storms. His own enchantments bent the winds to support the sails, while calming them around the ship such that while further out to sea they could nearly tear the clothes off a man, while on and within a few feet of the Stormlance, the winds were perhaps only enough to pull an unsecured hat from your head.

Peering out the window for a brief moment Petrus would take a slow, measured sip of wine before casting his eyes heavily down to the charts upon his cabin desk. Efforts by many of his house had tracked, triangulated and scryed the wreck of a vessel known as The Shadow. A vessel that had once grabbed it's fortune's worth of wealth from the sacking of Alliria some years hence. What many did not know, or did not wish to know, is that The Shadow had also made it's escape with a supposed bevy of necromantic artifacts and, even, practitioners of the art.

With some funds reallocated and the Stormlance secured it had been as simple thing to post a bounty, a job offer, and secure the aid of a Nordenfiir woman and her crew. While their comparatively.... savage.... ways did nothing to impress the Allirian nobleman she had seemed..... adequate to the cause. Only time would tell if she was truly anything approaching impressive or, perhaps, worthy enough to avoid a renegotiation of her price once the journey was complete......

In any case Petrus had seen the woman, one Nerren Harclaw, summoned to his cabin to further discuss with her the dangers they may encounter when coming upon The Shadow. Initial Scrying efforts had revealed it dashed upon a small, rocky isle, arching and grasping into the sky like the finger bones of some gargantuan skeleton reaching for the sky. Only when this Nerren's presence was announced at his door by the guard did Petrus lift his eyes and reply in a firm, casual tone.

"Enter."


Nerren Harclaw
 
A storm was coming. For some folk on land or at sea, those were words that they generally never wanted to hear. Rain was good for a time, and those who tilled the fields needed the water for their crops to grow. The wind shaped the climate, distributed heat in balance, and the sailor needed it to sail from the coast.

Storms, however, were the violent spawns of what was vital. They were nature’s wrath. Unbridled. Those in their homes would shut the doors and close the windows and hope that the storm would pass over them from night to dawn. Those in their ships would secure the rigging and stay in the depths and wait as the storm would pass overhead.

Yet not all of them.

There were some who welcomed the storm, beckoned it, and were so taken to the challenge that they actually tried to actively find it before it even came to them. They chased the rain, excited by the lightning, and wondered whether the thunder would crack the welkin to the beats of their drums. That was their blood.

These ones were born of salt and iron, forged for the sea, and were the mercenary company for this calm ship and its lord and captain. They were Nordenfiir, raised on ice and rock with a bite like a bear. They were trained to take to the ocean and dominate their opponents wherever they dared.

Storm? They were born for the challenge and their captain who commanded their Iron Bitch would show it.

Sword and axe on either hip amid her outfit, Captain Nerren entered the quarters of the other captain who had requested her presence. Boots tapped against the floorboards, softer against the rug which she paid no notice of. Her walk stopped before her host, her grey gaze taking in the captain’s space before landing on his face, unbroken.

Stormlance,”
Nerren spoke in a deadpan tone that matched her expression. “Have you ever had to lance your ship through a storm before, captain?”

Petrus Ritus Iskandar
 
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As the Nordenfiir woman came to stand before him Petrus would finish writing a letter, his movements unhurried, and he left Nerren waiting for several seconds as he calmly and smoothly rolled the vellum, bound it in ribbon, then stamped it shut with his personal seal before placing it aside. Beginning to speak before his eyes even came to rest on the short woman. Well shorter than him anyways.

"You seem to be mistaken, Nerren Harclaw, I am simply the owner of this vessel, not it's Captain. Responsible for some of the enchantments currently allowing the Stormlance to live up to it's title but not the one who guides it presently."

It was then that those heavy, amber eyes would come to rest on Nerren's severe, if feminine, features and Petrus would motion to the chair across from himself with a ringed hand.

"You may sit, if you like, I called you here to discuss what my mages have scried of The Shadow's wreckage and how your people may best aid me in recovering what is of value."

Petrus would, whether Nerren sat or not, retrieve a bottle of heavy drink from beneath his desk and set it atop the wood with a generous 'THUNK' before giving Nerren a questioning look to silently ask if she wished to drink.


Nerren Harclaw
 
Untroubled, the woman watched as this man gave his subtle display of power. He seemed the type to always be doing something when speaking to somebody to show them it. Granted, this was their very first meeting, but his kind had been seen a thousand times from seas to mountains and the trees in between.

Then it was her turn to take a moment of quiet, only the Nordenfiir had no need or means to compose a letter. It might not be the first time she was mistaken in her speech, her demeanor never betraying her prejudice for creatures like him, but such were the presumptions as much as superstitions of a sailor at sea.

One who had no time for pomposity but plenty of time for drink.

“Owner, indeed.”

As bidden or invited, whatever he might like to think, Nerren took a seat. Tempted to place her feet on the desk, cross one boot over the other, she thought better of it but accepted the offer.

“Please,” she nodded. Maybe it was whiskey, maybe it was mead. It was not grog and that was a certainty.

“Forgive me,” she suddenly spoke eloquently but not mockingly. “But whoever is the owner of the ship and sits in it…” Nerren sipped her drink and licked her lips. “Is its captain and damn the rank. Just my opinion.” She shrugged.

“Come. Let’s discuss business.” She curled her fingers in toward His Lordship as if to beckon him. “I run with a crew of sailors, warriors, explorers, and I have trained divers in my midst.” Nerren shifted her eyes between his. “But it’s more than golden fortune and silver treasure you wish to recover, isn’t it?”

Petrus Ritus Iskandar
 
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Bringing up two glasses Petrus would uncork the bottle of what smelled like a very fine whiskey. Likely with some infusion of honey and small, brown motes of cinnamon to add a bit more of a dull sweetness to it's 'kick'. Pouring a glass for Nerren first he would pause at her verbose statement and he would give a small, dry chuckle before pouring his own glass. He then recorked the bottle and, lifting his glass in a brief, silent toast he would take a drink and hiss out a small breathe between clenched teeth. Agreeing with her as he eyed the dark, sweet liquid and nodded.

"Captain it is then."

Staying silent at the woman's guess he paused as he considered his heavily distorted reflection in the whiskey before his amber eyes, a similar but darker hue than the whiskey itself, would raise to meet Nerren's own as he gave a tight smile.

"Correct."

A slow, measured exhale would be given that caused his nostrils to flare briefly.

"Given recent prospects even that comparatively obvious guess is refreshingly...... competent."

He grimaced an odd, dissatisfied expression.

"Perhaps my standards are withering away......"

Taking another drink he would drain the rest of his glass before setting it upon the desk.

"But yes, I've enough gold and silver to last me several lifetimes. To never have to worry about comfort or material means again. To support countless men and women in my employ for their lives as well..... But no. What I seek from the wreckage of The Shadow is a lingering artifact from the despoiling of Alliria or.... rather... the attempt at such by creatures as such as Vardan and Geladryx with their.... craft."

Petrus waited to see if Nerren had any knowledge of the Lich and the Necromancer dragon before deciding to share in case she did not.

"There have been lingering effects of their potent necromancy in the area. Given my connection to nature I have felt it quite intimately and will not abide it's influence on my home. As such any artifact that drank of their power that I can recover to study will aid me in this effort."


Nerren Harclaw
 
This drink definitely was not grog at the least or from a giant's teat. It wasn’t honeyed mead exactly, neither was it highlander whiskey. Nerren had tasted the beverages of Edenham and this wasn’t it. Rather, it was simply if admittedly delicious and made her lick her lips after another sip. The cinnamon was quaint. The ‘kick’ was great.

The captain gave his explanation next so the other captain listened. She was his guest as much as hired hand by way of contract. That was if she decided to sign it of course and sign onboard. He might be a lord but his lordship and majesty needed more than whiskey, fancy words and a rich doublet to win her over.

Unfortunately, his pompous position wasn’t doing him any favors.

Sometimes you had to recognize when someone was stating the obvious.

Obfuscating stupidity? So goes the trope.

Petrus spoke. Nerren listened. He mentioned the wreckage of The Shadow. She blinked. Skeletons and dragons. Waited to see if she knew what the shit he was talking about. She met his gaze with a straight face and gave nothing away.

“Great,” the Captain of the Iron Bitch said to the Lord-Captain of the Stormlance or whatever the fuck he imagined his rank was. “What is the pay?”

Petrus Ritus Iskandar
 
Under different circumstances Petrus would have found the blunt oafish focus on money from the woman to be disrespectful and induce his ire. But given the grade of mercenary he had recently had sully his home even this single-minded dullardry was a breathe of fresh air by comparison. Petrus would take another drink and, letting out a small exhale, respond to Nerren's question.

"Completion of the contract will be one-and-a-half times your usual rate. You will have any and all salvaging rights to anything outside the captain's quarters and not any of the necromantic artifacts. Any weapons, supplies, rigging, drink or otherwise is yours elsewise."

Petrus would pour himself and Nerren another drink if she desired and idly cradle the whiskey in-hand before adding.

"Additionally, passage and costs for funeral preparations for any of your men lost will be subsidized. We will cover half...."

He trailed off, met the woman's eyes, and his own amber orbs sharpened from the lines at the corners of his eyes as he continued.

"... and lastly... there is one item... some sort of crown or headpiece.... if that is recovered I will personally see you rewarded with services at the dockyards of Alliria for the Iron Bitch. From there you can undoubtedly find even more employment and improvements for your vessel. Time at the main dockyard is, after all, highly contested."

Nerren Harclaw
 
Nerren weighed Petrus’ answer. One plus wasn’t much but they both wagered that the salvage would make up for the balance and then some. That was fair and expected in this business. The lack of necromantic artifacts in Nerren’s possession? Even better, she reckoned.

At the mention of drink for a reward, a corner of her lips tugged upward. Ah, yes. Because we're just a bunch of dumb drunken Nordens. Petrus clearly had little and less appreciation for a person of her position but it wasn’t her occupation that mattered. Either way, she slid her cup forward for him to pour her another drink.

“Fine,” the Nordenfiir replied, all but hiding the way her eyebrow raised at the proposition for prime port service in the rich city of Alliria. “On one condition.” She sipped her whiskey and licked her lips.

“I want double the rate to begin with, and if our salvage fails to provide an ample price—of which I welcome an assessment of acquisitions in comparison before we part ways—then you pay us triple the rate.” Nerren was not especially trained to negotiate but her work didn’t discriminate.

"As for funeral costs,”
she shrugged. “Don't worry about it. My men—and women—pay their respects to the drowned god.” She downed her whiskey. “Pretty cheap to toss bodies into the sea.”

Petrus Ritus Iskandar
 
Petrus would idly swirl the glass in his hand holding the whiskey. Not because it truly did anything but more out of force of habit than anything else. Of course she would smile at the offer of drink for a reward. After all, they are just a bunch of dumb, drunken Nordens. Though Petrus's face, at least, didn't show this opinion of the mercenary he nonetheless didn't find her brief smile to be what he expected. He was not surprised to hear Nerren commit to a counter-offer, it was the way of things to haggle and negotiate, and Petrus was not only happy to play the game but had done so innumerable times before.

Upon hearing Nerren's desires he hummed, glancing idly at a map on his desk, took a drink, before returning his heavy gaze to her. A brief silence hanging in the air before he would reply.

"Double the rate. But I'll not get into a second round of negotiations over salvage. The time at Alliria's main dockyard is worth more than all the potential salvage in opportunity costs alone....."

Another brief pause.

"...but... should this expedition prove successful and you desire more then I would be willing to make an agreement for further employment."

Another sip, amber eyes glinting in the lamplight over the rim of his cup. He did, in truth, respect the savage woman's ambition and drive to get all she could out of him. He, of course, would be doing the exact same out of her.

Nerren Harclaw
 
Sitting in chairs. Such a simple gesture there. There was little and less to make of two persons sitting on opposite sides of a table except for staring at each other across from it. There were other gestures as well, subtle hints in expressions, basic movements, even the way they sipped their drinks, sat forward or sat backward. It was its own game in the same vein as negotiations.

Sucking on her teeth, Nerren listened to Petrus speak but her gaze was taken by some ornament across from him. She didn’t know what to make of it, some kind of statue perhaps, but she didn’t ask. She was not the kind of captain who had time for trinkets or souvenirs. As a dumb Nordenfiir, war and glory were as proven to her as beer.

“If I acquire this crown or headpiece, that is,” Nerren mentioned as she met his eyes to remind him why they still shared one another’s presence. He wanted something. She wanted to profit from what he wanted. Yet the arrangement had better measure to the expectation.

“No offense, Lord Captain, but I don’t have much interest in agreeing to further employment until my employer has paid me for the first job and I like the payment.”
Maybe he could appreciate the sentiment from his opposite position.

“If I don’t find this object, because maybe it sits in the belly of some beast or is buried in the bottom of the sea, then there goes the docks of Alliria for poor me.” She took another sip of whiskey. Maybe he could read her.

“Coverage of salvage seems fair. However, I’m down to discuss those particulars after the fact.”
She drummed her fingers. “This is a fun dance but matters as much as a mermaid’s tits with no uterus if we find that The Shadow has already been pilfered by pirates, for instance.”

The Norden held up a finger before Petrus might offer some dry wit over her own position. “I’m a reaver. There’s a bit of a difference.”

Petrus Ritus Iskandar
 
Petrus would give a chuckle more dry than the whiskey the supped upon as Nerren gave her retort. She had, at least, picked up on the fact that it was foolish to discuss payment now that they were already en-route to the wreckage of The Shadow. T'was best for such things to be agreed upon well before the trip itself or, such as in this circumstance where payment could vary wildly, to discuss payment only after the job was done. To what measure of satisfaction, however, remained to be seen.....

Corking what remained of the bottle Petrus would set it beneath his desk once again and then place his glass aside as Nerren held up a finger at the mention of pirates, stating that there was a difference between herself and their kind. Something approaching mirth would dance in Petrus's amber eyes as he gave a tight smile. Only responding with a single word that rumbled with amusement.

"Indeed."

Extending a hand to take Nerren's glass once she was finished with it he would set it aside with his own and slowly stand from his desk. The deep chair and hunched posture checking maps had hidden it well but even though Nerren was tall for a woman Petrus still looked down into her steel-grey eyes as he motioned for the door and circled his desk.

"We will save negotiations for when the task is done and see what pay it is you and your lot have earned."

Petrus did not hold up a finger but would add in a tone somewhat similar to Nerren's own correction just moment's prior.

"Pay that I am more than fair with, of course."

Stepping to the door Petrus would turn to open it for Nerren to go through first. Whatever the reaver may have thought of etiquette did not factor in to Petrus doing this and he would speak to accentuate the action.

"We should be nearing our destination if my magi were correct. Let us take to the deck so we may see the state of the vessel in question."

Moving after Nerren and closing the door Petrus would make his way up to the deck with the shorter Norden woman. To his credit he did not stumble and bumble as many nobility did when out to sea. For his own reasons he seemed to have quite the developed sea legs. Allowing him to move with the same, purposeful, steady gait he always seem to.

Nerren Harclaw
 
Nerren saw Petrus’ extended hand, not in the manner one did to extend thanks or accept the other party’s terms of negotiation, but to take his glass back. At that, she gave it a second, slipping the last droplet off from the rim to coat her throat, and finally planted it into his hand.

The Lord-Captain spoke, or whatever he wished to term his position and character. His guest and contractor had already decided on his caliber. However, minds could change as quickly as the wind over an ocean. Such was the measure of getting to know another person when stuck on a ship, limited though this visit was.

Instead of getting up straight away, the reaver captain stayed in her seat, waiting until Petrus finished speaking and held the door open.

He might strike her as the kind of man who fancied himself a gentleman and maybe, deep down inside, he was. Then again, etiquette was not restrictive. Nerren had witnessed the politest of militants set the sword and torch to villages to then say thanks when their fellow captains poured wine as they dined in tents lined beside the dead.

“Indeed.”

She widened her eyes with half a grin as she passed him in the doorway, resting a hand on either hip where an axe and sword were sheathed, before making her way to the deck to see the state of the vessel in question.

“If your magi were correct,” Nerren said as the scent of a salt wind greeted her features. Her hair, braided though it was, taken to the breeze. Suddenly she was free and could breathe. Eyes open, despite the cry to close them and take in the silence of the sea beneath her feet, she took a breath of clarity and spoke with sincerity.

“I may not have much faith in them but I believe what my eyes tell me.” The Captain of the Iron Bitch spoke, standing on the deck of the Stormlance, as she stretched a spyglass from her belt and looked into the distance. What did she glimpse?

Petrus Ritus Iskandar
 
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