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Hello! Please feel free to share your funny DND stories like I am about to do below. I love DND and would very much enjoy hearing them.
Anyway, this is what happened yesterday, when my friend came over. We decided I would be the PC in our two player game and he would be the DM, so I filled out a character sheet. 6/8/10/12/15/16, I believe were the totals so I chose Rogue and became a Gnome to make my int ten (up from 8). So, Arishi (My character) started in a tavern and the bartender came over to tell him some shady man was looking for him, so he looked around and spotted a guy in a suspicious cloak and walked over. However, before he could meet with the "client," a duergar woman came up and offered a job. Arishi considered it and told her he would check back if there was nothing better in a probably highly butchered southern accent, then essentially got told to go away by the guy he was told about. It turns out, the bartender had misgendered his client and she was in fact the woman who had been previously talking to him. Luckily, she had said she would be back in a day so he met with her the day after and took the job. Along the way, he found a guy who he promised money for guiding him through the alleyways. This man helped him track the hit victim, and Arishi took all of the gold on him and a note for a shipment of drugs along with a password. Arishi memorized the password and details of the shipment's movements and stole the two pounds of Carragh with a nice little persuasion roll. (I think that's a good way to pronounce it) He then went to a black market where this stuff is sold, and made a tidy 110 pieces of gold doing business with a dealer of the same drug.
If I keep going, this post is going to be really long, so part 1 will be in this post and if anyone is interested I'll tell the rest.
By the way, meant to post with Gerblin here lol
Anyway, this is what happened yesterday, when my friend came over. We decided I would be the PC in our two player game and he would be the DM, so I filled out a character sheet. 6/8/10/12/15/16, I believe were the totals so I chose Rogue and became a Gnome to make my int ten (up from 8). So, Arishi (My character) started in a tavern and the bartender came over to tell him some shady man was looking for him, so he looked around and spotted a guy in a suspicious cloak and walked over. However, before he could meet with the "client," a duergar woman came up and offered a job. Arishi considered it and told her he would check back if there was nothing better in a probably highly butchered southern accent, then essentially got told to go away by the guy he was told about. It turns out, the bartender had misgendered his client and she was in fact the woman who had been previously talking to him. Luckily, she had said she would be back in a day so he met with her the day after and took the job. Along the way, he found a guy who he promised money for guiding him through the alleyways. This man helped him track the hit victim, and Arishi took all of the gold on him and a note for a shipment of drugs along with a password. Arishi memorized the password and details of the shipment's movements and stole the two pounds of Carragh with a nice little persuasion roll. (I think that's a good way to pronounce it) He then went to a black market where this stuff is sold, and made a tidy 110 pieces of gold doing business with a dealer of the same drug.
If I keep going, this post is going to be really long, so part 1 will be in this post and if anyone is interested I'll tell the rest.
By the way, meant to post with Gerblin here lol