LFG 1x1 Wanted: Apprentice/Assistant

[Méchanteau]

Apprentice/Assistant
The Skeleton Crew 4.8★
By the shore, any
500 - 100,000 fals a year, or equivalent in a chosen currency

Wanted apprentice/assistant to assist Dread Captain Méchanteau, me

ONLY APPLY IF YOU ARE:

• HARD WORKING
• SELF MOTIVATED
• A TEAM PLAYER
• POSITIVE
• PASSIONATE
• A WINNER
• AMBITIOUS
• WANT A CAREER
• ARE FROM THIS DIMENSION

(General magical aptitude and undeadness ideal but not essential.)

About me, Captain Méchanteau:

• HARD WORKING
• SELF MOTIVATED
• A TEAM PLAYER
• POSITIVE
• PASSIONATE
• A WINNER
• AMBITIOUS
• HAVE A CAREER
• FROM THIS DIMENSION

Benefits:

• Mileage
• Dashing Uniform
• Training in seafaring, necromancy, combat, and the rites of Tabin-Ur
• Swagger
• Stable Income
• A lot of income
• Respect
• The admiration and envy of your peers
• The fear and awe of anyone else but me
• A father figure
• Bonuses
• Prolonged undeadness or undeadness itself, if willing
• Rewards for goals met
• A Ship (If Qualified)
• A Crew (If Qualified)
• A Flag (If Qualified)
• A more thorough knowing of the fragility and exploitation of the cycle of life and death
• etc.

Key Skills:

• Relative detachment from normal society
• Dissection, vivisection and suturing
• Literacy
• Strong stomach (if alive)
• Restraint (if not)
• Ambition
• Loyalty
• Faith in any one value

General Tasks:

• Aid in the sinking of ships and the raiding of coast towns
• Accompany me, Mechánteau, in my travels through the land
• Take responsibility for the containment, cataloguing and maintenance of the relics onboard and other such menial tasks
• Assure the safety of the scrap of my soul to which your body is vessel

If interested or in need of more information pour a pitch of brackish water when the first low tide of the morning comes, after which you are to ingest the cinders of a mongrel and dive.