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It was the heist of the century.
Not to those who walked tall through the city streets atop two legs, but instead to those of a rodent persuasion.
The joint was Crumbs, a famous Outer City bakery renowned throughout Alliria for its fabulous pastries. Their storefront window was a magnificent assault upon the eyes, with meticulous and vibrant decorations adorning the array of sweets that sat there in glorious temptation. Who could resist such enticement without a single burnt edge or soggy bottom in sight? Who could stop their mouth from watering when gazing upon the precision piping of every inch of icing? Who in this city could deny themselves a decadent treat the moment they bore witness to such perfection? No mortal man, indeed!
Never mind mortal rats.
The target was one pastry in particular - the mille-feuille. Layers upon layers of flaky puff pastry sandwiched between rich dollops of crème diplomat and vibrant raspberry jam. This majesty was topped off by a layer of white and pink fondant icing, feathered to perfection with neither colour bleeding into the other. It was a sheer delight, the pinnacle of pastry.
Itch and her troupe of sticky-pawed rats had waited for months each night, hoping that one of those buttery, flakey creations might have been leftover after a day's trading and discarded into the street as delicious rubbish. No such luck, not only for a mille-feuille but for anything. Alas, there were no crumbs from Crumbs.
Not a single one.
Eventually, Claude, the gluttonous menace (and her favourite rat), convinced Itch that they needed to take action and commit a daring daylight robbery. Frankly, she wasn't a fan of the attention of such a bold scheme, but every day that passed without so much of a taste of those heavenly confections had worn the young woman down, and with that, he had won her over.
The premise was simple: Itch would run distraction, entering Crumbs to the owners' horror. Not only was the presence of some filthy vagrant off-putting to any potential customers, but her existence was a health code violation that would set them all scrambling to evict her.
While that was happening in the front of the shop, the rats would be working at the back. The bakery had a tendency to keep a window into the kitchen open so that the wondrous smells could drift out into the street and entice customers. This was the point of entry for the rest of the crew. They were a motley crew of four rodents who would scarper in as a unit, grab a mille-feuille and get out.
Claude had insisted that he was exempt from the leg-work, not only because he was obese but because it was his idea. So, in the mastermind's absence, the daring quartet assembled were Freida, Renfrew, Jacque and Clementine (Clem, if she liked you).
They'd set out in the morning, after the early bird rush for a fresh loaf, but before the customers descended for a fine treat for a midday indulgence and, to Claude's credit, everything was going to plan...
...until it wasn't.
The sewer-dweller remembered quite vividly the sensation of the clerk's hand gripping her upper arm to escort her out as she continued making a scene, begging for the chance to stay and look at the sweets. She remembered his face, how even his ridiculous moustache seemed angry alongside his ruddy complexion and the deep grooves etched into his brow. She especially remembered the shrill scream that rang out from the kitchen, the precursor to absolute disaster.
'RATS! WE'VE GOT BLOODY RATS!'
But most of all, she remembered the loud stomp of a boot followed by a sharp, pained squeak.
After that moment, everything devolved into a blur of chaos, and their heist was promptly abandoned. In what was admittedly a feral reaction, Itch bit the man who had grabbed her until he had released her, and then she ran to their agreed-upon muster point at the closest entrance to their home in the sewers. That horrible squeak played over and over atop the backdrop of the blood pounding in her head.
Only three rats returned.
Renfrew hadn't made it.
It had all seemed so silly before, a fun scheme cooked up to net them a tasty morsel and a fond memory. They didn't need the mille-feuille; they got by fine with what they could scavenge. Suddenly, Itch was furious at herself more than anything. How greedy! How foolish! How could she forget that when people looked at rats, they saw vermin only fit for death?!
Before she'd found sense, the young woman had gone to her stash, retrieved a piece of parchment and quill, and penned a short, tear-stained note for a friend who came to mind alongside feelings of rage. Her usual wonderful penmanship that betrayed her status as an urchin was loosened by rage and bordered on illegible, and Claude, in his guilt, was sent forth to carry the hastily rolled-up note missive using his nose and wits.
Dearest Wren,
I need your help. Please meet me at the old place with the broken door.
Itch
Not to those who walked tall through the city streets atop two legs, but instead to those of a rodent persuasion.
The joint was Crumbs, a famous Outer City bakery renowned throughout Alliria for its fabulous pastries. Their storefront window was a magnificent assault upon the eyes, with meticulous and vibrant decorations adorning the array of sweets that sat there in glorious temptation. Who could resist such enticement without a single burnt edge or soggy bottom in sight? Who could stop their mouth from watering when gazing upon the precision piping of every inch of icing? Who in this city could deny themselves a decadent treat the moment they bore witness to such perfection? No mortal man, indeed!
Never mind mortal rats.
The target was one pastry in particular - the mille-feuille. Layers upon layers of flaky puff pastry sandwiched between rich dollops of crème diplomat and vibrant raspberry jam. This majesty was topped off by a layer of white and pink fondant icing, feathered to perfection with neither colour bleeding into the other. It was a sheer delight, the pinnacle of pastry.
Itch and her troupe of sticky-pawed rats had waited for months each night, hoping that one of those buttery, flakey creations might have been leftover after a day's trading and discarded into the street as delicious rubbish. No such luck, not only for a mille-feuille but for anything. Alas, there were no crumbs from Crumbs.
Not a single one.
Eventually, Claude, the gluttonous menace (and her favourite rat), convinced Itch that they needed to take action and commit a daring daylight robbery. Frankly, she wasn't a fan of the attention of such a bold scheme, but every day that passed without so much of a taste of those heavenly confections had worn the young woman down, and with that, he had won her over.
The premise was simple: Itch would run distraction, entering Crumbs to the owners' horror. Not only was the presence of some filthy vagrant off-putting to any potential customers, but her existence was a health code violation that would set them all scrambling to evict her.
While that was happening in the front of the shop, the rats would be working at the back. The bakery had a tendency to keep a window into the kitchen open so that the wondrous smells could drift out into the street and entice customers. This was the point of entry for the rest of the crew. They were a motley crew of four rodents who would scarper in as a unit, grab a mille-feuille and get out.
Claude had insisted that he was exempt from the leg-work, not only because he was obese but because it was his idea. So, in the mastermind's absence, the daring quartet assembled were Freida, Renfrew, Jacque and Clementine (Clem, if she liked you).
They'd set out in the morning, after the early bird rush for a fresh loaf, but before the customers descended for a fine treat for a midday indulgence and, to Claude's credit, everything was going to plan...
...until it wasn't.
The sewer-dweller remembered quite vividly the sensation of the clerk's hand gripping her upper arm to escort her out as she continued making a scene, begging for the chance to stay and look at the sweets. She remembered his face, how even his ridiculous moustache seemed angry alongside his ruddy complexion and the deep grooves etched into his brow. She especially remembered the shrill scream that rang out from the kitchen, the precursor to absolute disaster.
'RATS! WE'VE GOT BLOODY RATS!'
But most of all, she remembered the loud stomp of a boot followed by a sharp, pained squeak.
After that moment, everything devolved into a blur of chaos, and their heist was promptly abandoned. In what was admittedly a feral reaction, Itch bit the man who had grabbed her until he had released her, and then she ran to their agreed-upon muster point at the closest entrance to their home in the sewers. That horrible squeak played over and over atop the backdrop of the blood pounding in her head.
Only three rats returned.
Renfrew hadn't made it.
It had all seemed so silly before, a fun scheme cooked up to net them a tasty morsel and a fond memory. They didn't need the mille-feuille; they got by fine with what they could scavenge. Suddenly, Itch was furious at herself more than anything. How greedy! How foolish! How could she forget that when people looked at rats, they saw vermin only fit for death?!
Before she'd found sense, the young woman had gone to her stash, retrieved a piece of parchment and quill, and penned a short, tear-stained note for a friend who came to mind alongside feelings of rage. Her usual wonderful penmanship that betrayed her status as an urchin was loosened by rage and bordered on illegible, and Claude, in his guilt, was sent forth to carry the hastily rolled-up note missive using his nose and wits.
Dearest Wren,
I need your help. Please meet me at the old place with the broken door.
Itch