Pim stopped suddenly before Hector and Levoy, staring first at her livid boss and then at the mess of fruit, filling and crust all over the squire's armor. She grinned sheepishly.
"Sorry, Smokey gets a little over-excited sometimes..." Using the spoon, she wiped away a chunk of pie that had landed on Hector, sneaking a taste in the process. Peach.
"Oh, Smokey - that's about raw!" she muttered with a sour face and turned to the animated oven. "Haven't I told you not to get so excited when you meet people?" It was a gentle reprimand; she could never
really get mad at her companion's antics. Actually she found it quite humorous, but she'd learned that the recipients of the surprise pie didn't usually find laughter the appropriate response - unless they were other halflings. Then they demanded that the oven do it again.
Strangely, Smokey was met with curiosity instead of the usual clamor of confusion and fear it created outside of the kitchen. The stove was quite amiable to this response, snapping its grate and bouncing around
Ophelia and Hector. Strands of white smoke puffed from its chimney.
"Sometimes," Pim answered Hector's first question, pleased as a goblin in muck to finally have people to discuss her artificing with. "He does that occasionally when he's very happy, though I haven't been able to figure out exactly
how he does it."
"You could certainly call it an enchantment, from the standpoint of the basics," she continued, turning to include Ophelia in the conversation. "But artificing is arguably a different art altogether at its finest scale. To
enchant a thing is to attach the essence of a spell to it, so that particular spell can be called forth at the user's whim-" Pim casually flicked the spoon out like an orchestra's conductor towards an unoccupied patch of road, sending a bit of pie crust flying off. After a moment of concentration, a glob of buttery goo coalesced on the end of the utensil, flew off and splattered into a slick puddle a few yards in the direction she was pointing.
"-Whereas to
artifice something, you have to build it with the appropriate parts and energy - in the right pattern and order - for it to work at all. Then it is more like... a network of spells. Kind of like we are."
"So, yes, he does have a magic heart!
Our heart, really..." she was about to continue on the subject of the ritualistic building techniques that included the very careful introduction of part of the maker's soul into a creation, but was interrupted by a very pointed clearing of Levoy's throat.
"As enlightening as this little soiree is, I must point out to those in my employ that Lady Bradenbury's gala is in a day and a half... and if her appetizers are not ready for the
event, she shall be very put out." He glared around at his staff and hired guards before adding - probably to the most effect - how that translated to them not being paid.
The
kivren and human guard, who had been engaged in their own debate as to whether this was the weirdest thing they'd seen in their line of work, turned their focus once more to getting the cart unstuck.
Hector Ophelia Tirion