Unsinkable, they said. Safest vessel of the whole Cortosi Coast, they said. Captain Logrash was just so damn skilled, they said.
And you know what? Jane believed them. Hell, she loved to hear some good gloating from time to time; words that just oozed with confidence dripped into her ears like honey onto her tongue. And all that pompous talk gave her plenty of excuse to go below deck and sleep her ass off. Nothing quite rocked her to a cozy sleep than the motions and sounds of the sea.
She chose her spot well, turned out. Because the Rock Dodger, the name of this allegedly unsinkable ship she'd caught a ride on, didn't quite live up to its name. The cruel mistress of the sea had seen to it that the vessel would be impaled upon a particularly vicious jutting rock formation. Who was to say how it precisely happened? Not Jane. She was stirred from her nice little recurring dream (shoving her big toe down a big man's throat, one of her favorites) by the godsawful crash. She'd fallen right out of her bunk; which was good, because broken boards would have skewered her otherwise. A splash of cold water from the breached wall of the vessel woke her right the fuck up. This wasn't the warm Cortosi water she was more familiar with, but it had been a chilly day and, now, a more frigid night.
Jane had scrambled to her feet. All she had on were her undergarments: undershorts which liked to frequently vacation in the crack of her ass and a flimsy undershirt that didn't do anything to support her big girls. She didn't waste any time, not knowing how bad the crash of the Rock Dodger was; fuck all of her gear, if this ship was going down the sea could have it.
Hurrying in her bare feet through the darkened and broken hallway to above deck, she saw there in the moonlight a host of dead and dying sailors. The luckier sailors, seeing one among their number say "Screw it" and dive overboard, were all encouraged to do the same. Jane saw why: not too far off was the shore of an island. Land. Safety. It was time to abandon ship alright.
Jane took a running jump and plunged into the turbulent, chilling sea, leaving behind the impaled Rock Dodger. And, well, the sea—with plenty of help from fierce winds—was an especially cruel mistress tonight, because lining the approach to the shore were plenty more rocks, and the waves smashed helpless sailors against them one by one. What a mess.
But Astra (or some darker deity, she would have liked) was looking out for her. Jane made it safely to the shore, exhausted from having to fight against the current. She crawled onto the shore, crawled over the rocky sands until she went past the reach of the sea, and then just collapsed onto her belly, laying there shivering for a moment.
"Fuck," she said, willfully indulging in some choice profanity even if it would add to her otherwise clean self-flagellation tally. "I was having such a good dream."
She hoped Captain Logrash was still alive. Probably not, but she hoped anyway. She'd love to shove her big toe down his throat.
Somebody else was alive, though.
And you know what? Jane believed them. Hell, she loved to hear some good gloating from time to time; words that just oozed with confidence dripped into her ears like honey onto her tongue. And all that pompous talk gave her plenty of excuse to go below deck and sleep her ass off. Nothing quite rocked her to a cozy sleep than the motions and sounds of the sea.
She chose her spot well, turned out. Because the Rock Dodger, the name of this allegedly unsinkable ship she'd caught a ride on, didn't quite live up to its name. The cruel mistress of the sea had seen to it that the vessel would be impaled upon a particularly vicious jutting rock formation. Who was to say how it precisely happened? Not Jane. She was stirred from her nice little recurring dream (shoving her big toe down a big man's throat, one of her favorites) by the godsawful crash. She'd fallen right out of her bunk; which was good, because broken boards would have skewered her otherwise. A splash of cold water from the breached wall of the vessel woke her right the fuck up. This wasn't the warm Cortosi water she was more familiar with, but it had been a chilly day and, now, a more frigid night.
Jane had scrambled to her feet. All she had on were her undergarments: undershorts which liked to frequently vacation in the crack of her ass and a flimsy undershirt that didn't do anything to support her big girls. She didn't waste any time, not knowing how bad the crash of the Rock Dodger was; fuck all of her gear, if this ship was going down the sea could have it.
Hurrying in her bare feet through the darkened and broken hallway to above deck, she saw there in the moonlight a host of dead and dying sailors. The luckier sailors, seeing one among their number say "Screw it" and dive overboard, were all encouraged to do the same. Jane saw why: not too far off was the shore of an island. Land. Safety. It was time to abandon ship alright.
Jane took a running jump and plunged into the turbulent, chilling sea, leaving behind the impaled Rock Dodger. And, well, the sea—with plenty of help from fierce winds—was an especially cruel mistress tonight, because lining the approach to the shore were plenty more rocks, and the waves smashed helpless sailors against them one by one. What a mess.
But Astra (or some darker deity, she would have liked) was looking out for her. Jane made it safely to the shore, exhausted from having to fight against the current. She crawled onto the shore, crawled over the rocky sands until she went past the reach of the sea, and then just collapsed onto her belly, laying there shivering for a moment.
"Fuck," she said, willfully indulging in some choice profanity even if it would add to her otherwise clean self-flagellation tally. "I was having such a good dream."
She hoped Captain Logrash was still alive. Probably not, but she hoped anyway. She'd love to shove her big toe down his throat.
Somebody else was alive, though.