The paper is worn and ragged, has a few stain blots. It was obviously pulled out of the trash and salvaged for use. There's a semi detailed charcoal drawing of a tiefling smoking a cigar and grinning widely off to the side of the ad.
Need some work done? Bandits causin trouble? Got a stalker creepin ya out? Got a crime that needs solvin? Beast that needs trackin? Name's Aldenaxk. I'm here for all your general mercenary needs! I'm also good with magical knowhow, and can help mages as well. Send me a letter with what you need to the town of Tolelajara and I'll come to you to get things sorted. Send the letter with a drop of blood and I'll be able to teleport to you and help within the hour! Is it blood magic? Yes, but sometimes you just need help, and I can be there before you know it!
Things of note:
-I am not a prostitute. (Can be negotiated if you're hot.)
-I AM NOT A DEMON LORD. DO NOT SUMMON ME FOR WORSHIP.
-I do not kill children
-I do not do weddings. Period. Never again.
-If you bully orphans, I will remove your toes.
-I don't kill gods.
-Unless they genuinely deserve it, I do not assassinate in-laws.
(Just dm me if a character sees the ad and is somehow interested!)
Need some work done? Bandits causin trouble? Got a stalker creepin ya out? Got a crime that needs solvin? Beast that needs trackin? Name's Aldenaxk. I'm here for all your general mercenary needs! I'm also good with magical knowhow, and can help mages as well. Send me a letter with what you need to the town of Tolelajara and I'll come to you to get things sorted. Send the letter with a drop of blood and I'll be able to teleport to you and help within the hour! Is it blood magic? Yes, but sometimes you just need help, and I can be there before you know it!
Things of note:
-I am not a prostitute. (Can be negotiated if you're hot.)
-I AM NOT A DEMON LORD. DO NOT SUMMON ME FOR WORSHIP.
-I do not kill children
-I do not do weddings. Period. Never again.
-If you bully orphans, I will remove your toes.
-I don't kill gods.
-Unless they genuinely deserve it, I do not assassinate in-laws.
(Just dm me if a character sees the ad and is somehow interested!)
