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The Salty Bitch Tavern, or as the Dwarves say, Eth Tikund. Or as the humans say, Heaven on Earth. Created by the Dwarven Brewmaster Gorm Irűncask, it is the only real tavern to get drinks of worth in Astenvale. The rumor is, Old Gorm is the oldest Dwarf in Arethil, he left Belgrath centuries ago, but the Dwarves there no longer remember the name. And the Irűncask name is synonymous with three things: Knights, Adventurers, and of course, Brews which is showcased in the Eth Tikund. Trophies gained in Gorms adventurs, the number of knight normally deep in a pint, and brews so strong they can break down even the strongest of wills.
On the inside, Eth Tikund is like a home to those who find fellowship within its walls. The patrons greet each other like family, the food is always great, and the brews even better. Patrons first pass Brouuk,
the Orcish grandson of Gorm and the bouncer. The current owner and proprietor, Gorm's granddaughter, Brineholdt
and her husband, Glynnfortt
, the main bartender. The trio know every patron by name, by the end of their first visit. So come in and shake the cold from your body, but behave, there are rules to be followed.
So, come in and grab a seat. Enjoy the music, the atmosphere, and remember, tip well.
On the inside, Eth Tikund is like a home to those who find fellowship within its walls. The patrons greet each other like family, the food is always great, and the brews even better. Patrons first pass Brouuk,



So, come in and grab a seat. Enjoy the music, the atmosphere, and remember, tip well.
1.) Gorm doesn't allow brawls in his place. He will break them up, if started, and both parties will share blame.
2.) Gorm doesn't like messes. Clean up after yourself and more importantly, no puking.
3.) The Eth Tikund doesn't sell any of their brews in bottles, but they will fill a flask.
4.) If rules 1 or 2 are broken, violators will be banned for life.
2.) Gorm doesn't like messes. Clean up after yourself and more importantly, no puking.
3.) The Eth Tikund doesn't sell any of their brews in bottles, but they will fill a flask.
4.) If rules 1 or 2 are broken, violators will be banned for life.
1.) Syr Varstaak Ironborn- Started a brawl.
2.) Syr Alakdiin- Projectile vomited mid-drinking game.
3.) Brother Ashton- Preached about the damage brews could do to something weak called a "liver".
4.) Mayor Crohn Earlman- Made a mess.
5.) Klold Trec- Tried to bottle some Websters.
6.) Jaduu Earlman- To send a message to Crohn.
7.) Jericho Dorn- So Old Dorn can drink in peace.
2.) Syr Alakdiin- Projectile vomited mid-drinking game.
3.) Brother Ashton- Preached about the damage brews could do to something weak called a "liver".
4.) Mayor Crohn Earlman- Made a mess.
5.) Klold Trec- Tried to bottle some Websters.
6.) Jaduu Earlman- To send a message to Crohn.
7.) Jericho Dorn- So Old Dorn can drink in peace.