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Yoren lost his balance, lost his footing, then, nearly lost his manhood as a lady-sailor -hopefully not one of his lot- tried to bring a pointed heel down on his balls. "Ach!" He grunted, backing up just in time to avoid the worst of the damage but not all of it. "Have you no-... class?!" The...

'Ever served with a ladies-only crew before, Longshanks? It's like being bound, gagged and keelhauled on a daily basis, minus the fun parts.' Smoking his pipe, Quartermaster Yoren watched with blackened eyes as his old crewmate started to chuckle. 'What's so funny?' he asked the barrel-chested...

Pirate Quartermaster