Recent content by Sven Deepbarrel

"Oi! Get off your Elf-thin backsides and back ta work, you lollygaggers!" Sven bellowed from the cellar stairs of the King of Cups Inn. His staff laughed and shook their heads, because not a one were anything close to Elf-thin or lollygaggers, but were frantically rushing around in preparation...

Alright, here's good old Sven.