Recent content by Smush

“YES.” Smush said. “IT IS A VERY PLEASANT SOUP.” He agreed with this chef's deft dish and, after the pumpkin-makeshift-soup-bowl-math, he splashed some liquid onto his tongue. It proved to be as delicious as the last one. “NO.” Smush began to answer the elfie’s question as to whether the two...

“YES I WOULD EAT YOUR GUEST IF HE WISHES IT!” Smush answered the ogre chef plain as steak with no seasoning. Talking food! Who’d have thought!? “Wait.” He blinked between both of them. “OH. This one is not for eating?” He grinned with open teeth but kept it vague as to whether he was only...

It was as he said, he said! Smush did like it when things were as Smush said! That made him grin, proud as a mountain. “ALSO FOR EATING HUMIES, METHINKS!” HE AGREED. Rubbing his hands together, not to keep warm beside the fire so much as in excitement over eats, Smush licked his lips as if he...

The smell of meat ripe off the bone only to be cooked in a cauldron or turned over a spit or eaten raw and wriggling was an undeniable treat for a certain ogre’s nostrils like it was this night. Oban might have been a beautiful city, especially for the wealthy elite, but this was one person who...