Recent content by Sigurd Ulfson

"Let me tell you something, lad. I have been in more engagements through my years than you've tasted cunts. If it's one thing I know is when the wolves are hungry. If I don't do the deed, then somebody else will. You mark my words. And none of the other cunt Captains around 'ere will raise a...

"Eh, well that's another thing that you're going to come with me to deal with. Some l'il prick soft boy from Alliria is the one leadin' the siege. The skin on me cock is rougher than this boy's hands. And I bet my bo'om penny that the fuckin' wolves around 'im are chompin' at the bit to test his...

"Excuse me fer not sharin' my Unlucky coin. Next, the rest of you shits will be sad the First itn't givin' out cock polishes as well, yeh lousy cunts." he said through a laugh and a cough as he brought the cup that Cato had poured for him to his lips. He downed it all in a few seconds before...

The table before him had more empty mugs than he cared to count. The sun was blazing in the Allir Reach that day and even his tent did little to keep the sun away. He sat talking to himself as he always did. Smart men with weak arms liked to say that it was a sign that his mind was sharp. That...

Blackshield, Captain of the Unlucky First