Recent content by Old Man Gorm

BROOFEST. The most hallowed of Astenvale traditions and Gorm had been party to it for almost as long as there had been a Broofest to compete in. The old brewmaster stood amongst the other vendors, laughing heartily as some Elf lass quit the game. He had coin on this competition in the form of...

The old Dwarf watched the Elf do a factory reset before his very eyes with a howling laugh and sharp glance to Fara. The grin that that Dwarf had was as telling as the time itself, especially at the nervous laughter. The hand clutching Fara's arm was also a good touch, especially with Gorm...

Eth Tikund When an unstoppable force collided with an immovable object was just the result of the Gorm/Fara belly-bump. The bar top behind Fara shook and one old man fell drunk from his stool down the ways with a laugh. "Please, lad. We both know I make more coin when yer not around! Haha!"...

Eth Tikund "By the gods! Ain't ye the ugliest bastard I seen all day, since I looked in the mirror!" An old dwarf bellowed with a hearty laugh. He had a thick pipe clenched beneath his teeth and broad grin. His beard was thick and braided with ornate golden beads and other baubles. A rotund keg...

ETH TIKUND (Exterior Pictured above) The Salty Bitch Tavern, or as the Dwarves say, Eth Tikund. Or as the humans say, Heaven on Earth. Created by the Dwarven Brewmaster Gorm Irűncask, it is the only real tavern to get drinks of worth in Astenvale. The rumor is, Old Gorm is the oldest Dwarf...

The bartender would roll her eyes in annoyance before spitting into a glass and cleaning it with a rag. "Boss.." Arada sighed. "Is you going to let me finish?" Bev would make a face before draining his wine and signaling for a refill. "I suppose.." "So.. Jane the Paladin was alerted to the...

Arada would take a long pull from his tankard, before letting out a belch. "So they say, she met the Redeemer. Who knows if that's true or not, but.. in Guillotine, a land plagued my Succubii, and all manner of demons of ill repute... their lived a Paladin, a chosen of Celestialism." "Euch.. A...

(Open to all with a story to share) Jade Dragon Tavern It was just another day at the Jade Dragon Tavern. A whole host of days had passed since the Anniversary celebration in Vel Anir. Arada, one of the Port guards and Bev'mirr, the port Master would enter for their share of drinks. After all...