Recent content by Karnage

Karnage blinked slowly at the woman, looking over her short dark hair and bright eyes that reminded him of a cat. “No smoosh… but…. Smooch?” Karnage asked, all at once unsure of what a smooch really was and if it would save Freddie. “Yes, a smooch! Purse your lips,” Karnage blinked bovinely...

“Too much information,” the turkey said curtly. If he was more expressive— or rather, if he could be more expressive— he might have added a playful wink to hint his sarcasm. His beak opened but the stomping of Karnage made him shut up. Strangely enough, Karnage knew exactly where to turn to find...

The turkey began to look nervous at Kaisa’s smile, suddenly unsure if he preferred her company over the towering shark. The shark had said he thought of birds as friends instead of food, but it was hard to trust the words of a shark when they had such sharp, pointy teeth. “Do I try it? True...

The turkey shook its head, opening its beak to speak once more and to inform Kaisa of the bad news. If words did leave the beak, a victorious roar drowned them out, soon followed by some very long stomping and maybe an item or two toppling over. If there was ever a turkey that looked shock, it...

There was a pop like someone had just pulled the cork from a bottle, a soft sizzle like eggs on a hot pan, and even the faintest whiff of the arcane. Static sparked in the air but then fizzled out and the turkey remained a turkey. “I guess it does have to be true love’s kiss and it would be...

Back on the ground, the turkey fluttered its wings as if it had been quite uncomfortable held against Kaisa’s chest. It was better to be against her than the brute that had saved him in the first place. “I am. You see my tale of woe comes from a woman named Kalle, that I may have stood up and...

The action would commence as soon as Kaisa would run away, turkey in her arms. Karnage would roar with delight, although calling it a roar was too kind as it was more akin to a raspy screech, poised with the sack of barley and ready to attack. When Kaisa was far enough, the turkey would grow...

The bag of barley caught Karnage’s attention. With a slight bend in his knees, he lifted up the bag of barley. It wasn’t heavy to him but he knew if he swung it just right that it would surely knock out the guards. “Aye.” Karnage agreed with a nod of his head, turning his back to Kaisa so he...

The turkey turned its head pitifully to Kaisa, giving her the cutest eyes that a turkey could give. Another hero. The turkey hadn’t had such good luck since they had been young, playing ball with his father. Karnage gave another heavy pat to the turkey’s neck. He ruffled Freddie’s feathers. “Me...

Karnage was stroking the neck of the turkey with his large gray, leathery hands, being as careful as he could be to not hurt it. The big bird was afraid, and rightfully so, having almost died. “Give me back my bird.” A man demanded, pointing his cleaver at the broad shouldered shark-man...

Karnage had many talents. The first talent was smashing in heads, the second was making really good cupcakes, but the third was his lovely baritone voice. It seemed Nere recognized his talent, no his gift! As she clapped, Karnage didn’t even need to ask for a encore, her laugh being more than...

Karnage laughed. Not because he thought what Nere said was funny, it wasn’t funny. Scars on throat? That hurt! But he didn’t know what to say, so instead, he laughed, a big hardy laugh at that. “Youz jus’ listen. I gots youz.” Karnage said, standing up tall and placing his big hands on his...

If Karnage could blush he would have from Nere’s super special compliment. Instead he blinked happily as his large tail wagged behind him. He didn’t hesitate in getting dressed as Nere began to collect the crawdads It wasn’t long until he joined her in the grass, plopping down onto ground and...

Strangely enough, somehow, Karnage’s arms and legs seem to fold seamlessly into his body as he went deeper and deeper into the water. Looking more like a hammerhead shark than he did when he was on land. He swam deeper and deeper into water depths, not even shivering from the icy chill that...

“If youz dun wanna payfer sumthin’ alls youz gotta dooooz is,” Karnage hiccuped and used the back of his hand to wipe his mouth. “Tell ‘em youz wif me.” At least, that how it was years ago. Back then, when he was still a part of his new dad’s gang. They were the toughest, scariest gang ever...