Recent content by Giibi

"...I didn't know we were married! I didn't even invite anybody. How could I have invited anybody if I didn't even know there was a ceremony?" As comforting as it was to just take hold of the string laid down by the fancy man, talking through it this way and that, there were more important...

They arrived just on time to be late! And, better yet, Warren even had some treats left out for them. Giibi loved second breakfast, those halflings were onto something! Now they just needed to figure out how razors worked, shave those wooly feet of theirs, and then maybe they could be half as...

Completely dismissing the wild fortune of the wind buffeting her along and straight into Rook, one of her fellow Misfits from the Hidey-Hole (psst, don't tell anybody about it, it's a secret), Giibi didn't miss a beat in her frantic raving, "I AM HOME OR INDOORS RIGHT NOW! Except I'm not because...

Giibi listened to everything Marta had to say, and all the while the bottom half of her face didn't match the top; her big grin was still as cheerful and friendly as could be, while her eyes, those little green windows into what was going on her head, were big and blank. "...Huh?" Sure it was...

"♫ It's off to work I go! It's off to work I go! Hi ho the merry-o, it's off to work I go! ♫" Giibi pranced along, ascending her normal route from the Shallows to the Lower City of Alliria. Completely oblivious. Of course it was still dark! She always got up before the sun did! Except on those...

He tugged her nose. "OH NO!" Giibi exclaimed, panicked. But then he tugged one of her ears. "OH YES!" Giibi exclaimed, excited. With the smirk of a victorious victor who had just claimed victory, Rook laid out his forecast for the day. And of his confidence in picking the right ear. "Well I...

"All there!" Giibi said of the coins, scooping them back into the pouch with a dutiful alacrity. Each coin was precious! If you let them out for too long, they could just grow legs and walk away! You had to guard them, keep them, hoard them in nice safe spot where not even the greatest wizards...

And if not you can just eat me Giibi... Giibi blushed. How did he know exactly how to tease her every time!? She was a good girl and a good goblin! It was just, you know, sometimes she could drink a little too much. And a little too much for her wasn't all that much! That orc might've been a...

An enthralling voice!? Excellent! That's what they needed! Rook was good at fixing, Giibi was good at cleaning, Sig was good at sleeping, Miz was good at stabbing, so what they could all use was someone who was good at singing! A performer! They didn't have one of those yet! Imagine how many...

"Phew...! Safe at last!" Giibi said once they were in Rook's room. Yet, despite this apparent atmosphere of safety, Giibi stayed clutched to Rook as though the spider might come back at any moment and bring with it a legion of his skittering brethren to take revenge. She looked up to him...

Giibi's face had a funny disagreement with itself: her broad smile persisted, yet her eyes were wide and brows high. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you're right! You're right, you're right, you're right, that thing, for Warren, in the tavern!" How could she forget!? She never forgot anything! Unless she...

"Oh you'll see!" Giibi said excitedly to Ivy. "Anything that tastes sweet is dessert! But dessert is expensive, way more expensive than something like ground grains or this soup here! Did you know bears attack beehives? Yeah! They don't even care; they get stung all over the face and they don't...

Giibi missed everything Lamirose did with the spider—the plucking of it from Rook's head, the walk to the window, the exile of the arachnid out the same. Because Giibi's attention became affixed with all the terrible force of trepidation upon Miz'ri. One could have mistaken her frown for a...

Up she went, down she went, off she went, back...she went? Never mind, she was back with her bundly and her butt was on one of the rickety stools and her hands, already equipped with thread and needle, were flying as if guided by the goblin goddess of sewing. Rook's gloves and socks would soon...

"I SWEAR I SAW IT!" Giibi cried plaintively. Then, inexplicably to Lamirose, not yet even recognizing that she was a new face, Giibi said, "Tell him I saw it! It was there and it was big and it was fuzzy and it had all eight legs and it was LOOKING AT ME-HE-HE-HE-HEeeeeeaaaaAAAAAAAAAH!" So...