Recent content by Felice

"That's ok," Felice said to Harlowe, "we really are the worst." Though admittedly the Rhaksha was far more of a threat than she'd ever been. Now all they had to do was return to the regiment and hope that they weren't into too much trouble for involving themselves with a gambling demon...

Wow. Double or nothing? They already had nothing. There was absolutely no harm in playing. Nervously she eyed Mattias and then she allowed her pupils to move towards where Harlowe was... but she wasn't there. The vampire had suddenly vanished and now yoip. A hand covered her mouth and she...

Felice nodded along with Mattias' threats and Harlowe's ultimatum. "We held up our end," a stare that could stop a man's heart accompanied her statement. There wasn't anything left for them at this carnival. Especially after her compatriots had placed an outright ban on gambling. Now the...

"Yeah! Fuck this!" Finally. Some action. Felice didn't really concern herself with politics or philosophy but if she ever bothered to she thought she would've probably been an anarchist. It was just way too much fun to destroy things. Judging by her actions the redheaded monster assumed...

Sometimes, very infrequently, she wondered what her life as a monster would've been like had she not been stuck with two killjoys. "Look, I'm not going to gamble, but hypothetically speaking if we did gamble we don't have much to lose!" They were already down, they didn't have a coin to their...

"Yeah, I suppose it's hard to top dying," Felice said aloud as Mattias continued speaking. She simply nodded as Harlowe agreed that it was a gross situation and the hair demon refrained from speaking her mind for once. There was no way that Mattias drank piss-water. That wasn't what he was...

"Yeah, let's GET this demon!" All they were really doing was paying him off so he didn't kill the three of them but the bravado felt pretty great. Oh. Harlowe picked up on that quick. The worst thing that had ever happened to him wasn't getting covered in vomit after they were forced to rob a...

"On the bright side, if First Trev sent assassins I think they'd run in terror at our smell," she grinned and picked up on Harlowe's laughing. Allowing a small chuckle of her own. There wasn't much else you could do in a situation like this but laugh. Despite feeling the grossest she had in...

Everything was going so well. They could see the end, they were practically home free. Nothing could go wrong now tha- The most unfortunate thing about reverting back to her old form was that it coincided with Harlowe growing in size. Instead of just Felice's orc legs and torso getting...

Well, there you go, as usual Felice had been right. They'd prioritize the path that contained the least number of bats. Honestly it was frustrating sometimes that neither Mattias nor Harlowe gave her genius the credit it likely deserved. "Great, we'll take the path without any bats!" She...

"Jeez, ok, we know you aren't a real dwarf." Felice said quickly before moving on to her next thought, "I vote for the clean air one." Then, a thought occurred. "Wait. Can you smell bats?" In theory the way that smelled of clean air was the least likely to be home to a colony of bats but you...

The string of profanity continued until Felice finally managed to slow her gargantuan orcish frame. Or, the end of the staircase abruptly stopped her frenzied descent into the caverns of the bank they'd just robbed. She stood and rubbed at her rump with a groan. Maybe once the effects of the...

Felice stood by, balance bags of gold in both of her hands and carrying far heavier valuable objects with her orcish hair. Tip-toeing back-and-forth as the door creaked open only to reveal rows and rows of what appeared to be thousands of beady little eyes. Bat eyes. Then one of the foul...

Felice grabbed as many of the sacks of gold and trinkets she could muster, even using her black dreads to grab at as much as she could reliably carry. "Bats are creepy," she grunted in a boisterous tone. "Like rats but they fly and they sleep upside down." Terrible, terrible, creatures. They...

Oh, what a shame, that poor kid really was a looker. "T-tunnels?" Her large orcish body trembled slightly at that thought. "With like, bats and darkness and mazes?" Felice didn't like any of those things. The idea of being trapped under the tunnels of this ancient bank was a terrifying...