Recent content by Christian Albrecht

"NONSENSEEEEEEEEE!" Christian bellowed, the delay of his rumpint finally kicking in. His liver quietly screaming as it was introduced to a new substance for the very first time. Christian's ordinary boldness becoming a line in the distant past as he stepped by Azula. Two hands adjusted his...

”What?!” Christian asked, incredulously, drunkenly. ”How dare you say such a thing!” The Architect said, reprimanding his escort. ”A loss of life is never something to be celebrated! Though one could argue the continuation of the cycle of nature is a good thing and that the decay of ones body...

Christian had never been an overly impressive drinker. A glass or two of wine every other third year, and those nights tended to get wild in their own sort of way. Thus, drinking the mug of rumale was probably more than the Architect should have had. "Miss Tamiko!" He called as he swayed atop...

At the center of the scene, as it turned out, was a massive fucking party.

Somewhere In the Middle of the Steppes There was really no other way to put it. There was also no real way to explain to Azula Tamiko how all of it had been achieved in the time she had been gone. It seemed that in the short while of sending her urgent message, that the entirety of the...

On their journey, Christian had happened upon an idea that he was sure would cheer Miss Tamiko up from her dour mood. He watched, and waited, as Azula slipped from her large lizard mount and quickly strode off to attend some sort of business. After a few moments, assuring she was gone...

Oop. Miss Tamiko was angry about something. But what? What in the world could have upset her this much. It didn't make any sense? They had the Orcs, the centaurs had carried themselves rather well and proven an effective bodyguard force. Perhaps things had not gone...quite to plan? The...

Christian continued to marvel over the plate, turning it back and forth like a small child and drawing his finger over every little line. "Nonsense!" He said, finally looking up again and noticing that the Orcs seemed to be...retreating? His eyes flickered back and forth, and though his...

A fact which seemed to be working out far better than one might have expected. From the ground Christian spotted something entirely too enticing to be left alone."Oh! Now that's interesting." The Architect quickly crawled forward through the dust. Moving to inspect an odd armor-plate...

Christian blinked as one of the orcs tumbled over with a heavy thud. ”Oh.” His head turned towards the Centaurs. ”Was that necessary? Negotiations were underwa-” Before he could finish speaking, the Architect found his words lost in the roar of battle. The Orcs shouted, one of them immediately...

"Obviously I don't speak for anyone." Christian said with a chuckle. "Miss Tamiko can speak just fine for herself!" Haha, Orcs. So silly. "But think of it!" The Architect said, snapping his finger as he began to slowly pace back and forth. Entirely ignoring the marshalled Guards or any of the...

Christian felt himself yanked back, his arms flailing for a brief moment. Right! He thought to himself. We're here to negotiate, not to study pigmentation within orcs. Surely that was all Miss Tamiko had been trying to signal to him when she'd tugged on his collar. There was nothing else that...

"You don't want to use real water on the models, they'll ge-" Christian suddenly found himself cut off from his little chat as something finally caught his eyes. Something he'd never seen before. Something he'd only ever heard of before! "Is that a white orc?!" Christian asked in excitement...

Christian, entirely lacking awareness of ambushes, spoke loudly to one of the centaurs. "So you see, the application of the glue isn't actually all that important." Most of the conversation over the last hour had been about models. Not those silly men and women who went around dressing up in...

Christian looked as though he were about to object once more, perhaps insisting on getting that Ripper Mr. Bashy kept speaking about, but the Architect eventually relented. Letting out a sigh heavy enough to think the young man was carrying the whole world, Christian leaned forward and snapped...