Smush forgot where he was born. His mother rawr'd him out of her womb in some grassland or forest or bottom of the ocean or whatever and here he is. His father said he would never ever meet his brother because he SMOOSHED him during his birth. Sadge!

At some point this tragic ogre ate his father or so his mother told him during one drunken stupor that both of them were in. A week later she died. She took an arrow in the knee that was poisonous, fell off a cliff, landed in the ocean and was eaten by a giant fish, got spat out and landed in a volcano, got her head chopped off by a mutated pigeon, broke her bones swimming across the lava, and ultimately died from an infected bite by a mosquito.

Or whatever he can't really remember but sometime later Smush became a warrior and a raider. He was offered a job in a tavern as a server but supposedly ate the bartender. Fast forward a couple of months and Smush helped form the music group on the move. THE MEDIOCRE OGRES.

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