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The violins sang a beautiful harmony to accompany the pleasant chatter.

The master of ceremonies politely introduced arriving couples.

The attendees glided gracefully across the dance floor.

Lord Harlington was a professional aristocrat with his fingers in many criminal enterprises.

Beautiful masks hid many ugly members of the criminal underworld.

It would be an eventful evening at the Manor House.
The drum beat cut through the cheers and laughter.

A rowdy dwarf sang a bawdy ditty at the top of his lungs, trying to drag in the crowd.

The crowd cheered at an elf trying to dance on a table and splashed ale across the floor.

Baz Tannic was a professional criminal with his fingers in many legitimate businesses.

The thick crowd hid many respectable figures from the city.

It would be an eventful evening at the Lucky Heron.

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  • Attend either event!
  • Bring a partner or try to find one on the night.
  • Harlington Manor:
    • Join the fashion voting in the discord channel. Winners announced in character
    • Play a friendly game of dice
  • Lucky Heron
    • Challenge a group or individual to a drinking game (can use the dice rolling channel on discord)
    • Watch a fight in the pits out back, or get into the pit yourself
 
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Oh, an evening of love. If such a shoddy emotion would be so much as relevant in the mind of Amalia Rosethorn. No, that was far from why she decided to attend tonight's juncture. She wanted a night of passion. A night she would not soon forget. Something to send her into absolute ecstasy and beyond. To be made to feel alive and free with a soul she wouldn't have to see again. An anonymous venture into the realm of pleasure.

Everyone knew what this meant. This desire, this longing...

Well it was to commit a murder, of course.

It shouldn't be much of a struggle, either. She has lived her life in the world of the rich and ignorant for long enough to know that those amongst it had an obvious weakness: Arousal. She could parade herself into the arms of a lonely distributor or sea captain and upon arrival to their quarters gut the pig in their own home. How sad it was, she thought, that such feeble minds relied on things like sex or companionship to ease the pain they had plaguing their hearts. Amalia never had that intrusion. The world belonged to her and she would take whatever she wanted.

To see an arrogant businessman stare the reaper in the face was one of the things that brought her irreplaceable joy. Their coin turning her own pocket, their name blared by the criers. What wonder and delight it held for The Cloudburst.

She was addressed by the master of ceremonies as she entered and offered him a pleasant curtsy. She was dawned not much differently than she normally is. However her eastern armor was replaced by a black dress with gold stitchings of leaves and goblets. Inspection would show that there was even paisley etching upon each of those graphics. Her fingers bore long and golden metal nails to give her somewhat of an inhuman look alongside her black kitsune mask. She was dressed to kill.

Literally.

She didn't seem to be alone in the masks; hardly a surprise. Even through the masquerade she can see many that she had dealt with prior. Those who'd had her kill before, those who had wronged her. It was a veritable sea of thieves. She made her way to the bar area and got herself a glass of champagne, then posted herself lustily with her eyes already searching for someone who would fall prey.

Tonight would certainly yield some interesting results.
 
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An intricate weave of leaves, green and gold. A woman walked into the ballroom wearing a mask of the leafed one. Her hair was like young corn strands, golden and weavy. Long and flowy, curling around her shoulders and back.
While her shoulders were bare, showing pale skin, one arm clearly was of wood. It was the left.

What a day of delight, of course, she was not alone. Her brother Dante had her by her arm, eager to let her loose and stalk the young ladies to show he'd rather be cadet than cleric.
 
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Usually, a three meter horse was not easy to miss. But when mery hell was loose where one hardly had an inch to breathe. Perfectly camoflaged with it's brown fur against the brown walls illuminated by warm light and the bronze beards of poor dwarves, elves and men, hey. You could even say the looked like a giant's table.
Except when it moved.
And chugged some poor dwarf' or halfling's beer. when they were not looking.

Tasty..
 
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Steve moseyed on in followed by two orcs acting as his personal body guards. The guards moved to one side of the room, out of the way, where all the other body guards stood making sure their presence did not ruin the nobles evening while protecting their respective employers.

Steve ignored the separation, he only had brought those two for appearances anyway. Steve instead made his way to the food, hesitating a moment as he tried to figure out how to eat it. Finally he decided the only way was to just lift his mask and shovel it in quickly, making sure to avoid anything with meat. Mouth filled he made his way towards the drinks. Before he made it there though he found a woman with a plater with drinks on top. Taking one he gave the woman a large smile and wink as thanks before realizing he had a mask on so she wouldn't have been able to see either. Before he could decide how to show his gratitude while his face was covered, however, she had already moved on to serve others drinks. Steve being left behind just standing there.

Steve decided maybe he needed more to drink than he first thought. He had gotten himself into quite the pickle: he had to wear a mask because he was at a masquerade, but the only mask he had brought covered his whole face. That was a problem because with his whole face covered how could he show people his large happy smile? How was he supposed to express himself without showing people his large grin? Quickly doing his best to hide the face of his mask in the crowded room he used his magic to warp the bone of the face of the mask into a smile. With his new look Steve made his way to bar, His mask now a wolf's skull smiling in an extremely unnatural way. As one could easily point out: a skull should not be able to bend in such a way that it could smile like this without flesh.
 
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The true problem with having a fondness of isolation is not the loneliness, but instead the rare occasion when a friend tries to push you beyond your comfort zone. This was one such night for Faurosk, a man not renowned for being good at parties.

A close friend and decade-long confidant had sent Faurosk a missive some time ago, telling him to be back in Alliria for some ball at the Harlington estate. Never one to disappoint his acquaintances, the mage made every effort to return home after the winter's crest. He booked a week's board at an inner-city inn, spent a few days beyond the walls to visit with his family and leave his familiar, Nota, in their care, and even treated himself to a nice, new outfit more becoming of the event.

Well, he didn't exactly buy it, really-- He had simply transmuted his usual fare into a fancy ensemble. But he had purchased a mask for the evening's festivities, and it had put him out for more coin than he'd spent on clothing in his past year of adventuring.

It was only on the day of the ball that he received his friend's urgent message. She would not be attending the event, but she claimed he was still, 'more than welcome to go in my stead...' What a surprise...

As Faurosk saw it, he had two choices. He could spend a night happily at home with his family, pet his dog awhile, and retire to bed after a nice warm meal. How delightful! Alternatively, he could attend some big, blown-out ball with fancy, uncomfortable clothes, eat a meal far lighter than its price would suggest, and not risk his friend's ire when the morning comes. It should have been a simple choice, really.

... Stars and stone, he had to go, didn't he?

Faurosk could be found hovering near a wall as the ball danced on, a half-emptied chalice in his hand. A well-cropped beard poked out from below his mask, and all around, the mage looked immaculately groomed. That fact didn't help his confidence, however, so he lingered like a painting, clinging to the safety of that wall and hoping he could make it through the night without attracting too much attention.
 
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Sometimes in life, you just gotta follow your nose! At least, that's what Cleo always thought, aside from when the thought got muddled up with the idea that the only way to not follow your nose was to walk backwards. Like, who made these silly things? Silly silly sayings with silly silly loopholes. They would not get her down! No! She was a strong independent dog who didn't need no leash or collar or anything! She used to say man, but that made people not be her friend. Men were awfully friendly to her, she never could figure out why.

Maybe she would find out tonight! She was following her nose for sure tonight! This place was one of the friendliest places she had been in a while! One day, she was lonely, no one talking to her because she got run out of the last town for whatever reason, and the next thing she knew she was in this town! And this town was having a party! It was fantastic! Some hoity toity type walked up to her and told her she needed to get dressed before the performance, and before she could ask what performance, she was being stripped and shoved into a dress! A very nice dress, but it was rude. Though, it was the closest she got to pats in a long time, so she counted her blessings.

Now, she was following her nose into the party, straight to the lovely food she could smell! Violin Case in hand,glasses no where to be found, she realized she was limited to following her nose... And her ears, but when it came to food nose was best. Unless the food spoke... Did food speak? Questions she would answer later. She needed to find the food. She weaved through the crowd, thankfully it wasn't that dense, when a server walked past her with a tray of rolls. As he did, her nose followed and she did exactly what she said she would do. Follow it. Her head snapped to the side, her body pivoted with it, and before the guy could get too far away, she leaned forward and grabbed one... With her mouth... and and knocked the tray out of the guys hand... It crashed to the ground.

So she was one for three on the success. She had a roll, chewing on it before she realized she could actually use her hands. She didn't know why she forgot about her hands, lifting on up and pulling most of the roll out of her mouth, entirely oblivious to the people now very obviously staring at her.

"Mmmm, oh my gosh these are so good!" She groaned after swallowing what was in her mouth, looking around. "I mean, have you tried these? They are like, balls you can eat!" She gasped, continuing her loud destruction of the bread roll, making very short work of it. "So delicious... But so sad once it's gone," She sighed, her nose starting to lead her again. This time, it lead her straight down. Where all the rolls that were now on the ground were. She bent down, then grabbed another, her hand waving abut despite several being right in front of her face. "And there are more on the ground?! This place is awesome! It's like, grab a roll when you want it, we don't care!" She shouted gleefully, squealing with delight and wandering off, still being stared at by a vast majority of the people around her to witness such a scene.

But, she had a mission. She needed a drink!
 
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Of course he ended up here.
I mean, it was only natural. He didn't have a lot else to do other sit here and get piss drunk. He sat over his drink and absorbed the scene. Before he became a merc, he probably would've been sent to disperse a scene like this. He shrugged, on any other night except this one this would've happened, but not tonight. He closely guarded his helmet as he took another long drawl. He still had a hole in the chainmail that he needed to find links to fix. That didn't matter for now, for now he was going to wallow a while and people watch.
 
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Dearien hung off his sister's arm as he walked into the lilting dizzying sweetness of violin music and glittering costumes. The master of ceremonies took the invitations his sister handed to him and announced their names as they descended the stairs into the ballroom.

"Dame Gettira Verook and Sir Dearien Verook."

Dearien wore his good prosthetic today so he could dance, the gentle curves of the polished wood bending with his weight, a soft blue-green glow coming from between the cracks. He could already feel the ache of the enchantment pinching just below his left knee where the prosthetic attached to his leg. It was a beautiful pice of work, and it allowed him to move with an ease and grace equal to any two-legged individual. However, the price was a gradual pain that grew the longer he wore it. He could probably make it through the night but he knew he would regret it later. He wore a gold and teal peacock mask on the upper half of his face. The mask was enchanted so that it made his light blue jacket, vest, shoes and even his skin shimmer with an iridescent glow.

Gettira wore a brilliant teal off the shoulder gown, with large enveloping sleeves that sinched at the wrists and a choker collar. Her mask was a similar teal with peacock feathers bending over and behind her head. A pair of teardrop sapphire earrings dangled on either side of her head small enchanted lights dancing in the stone like a starscape, those same light dancing in her dark blue eyes.

Gettira was almost two decades older than Dearien. She had made quite a name and fortune for herself running a bookbinding company. Not just any books though. She specialized in making handwritten pieces or art, leather covers encrusted in gold and jewels, pages of purple vellum and lettering in inks of many colors. There were many nobles that coveted her services and would pay a fortune for a single book.

"You know, dear brother, I am glad you could come tonight. You have been so distant of late. Now with the new portal stone, I hope you will come to visit more often." Gettira said as she led them over to the drinks table.

Dearien looked absently about the room at the crowd of people, still clinging to his sister's arm. "I- I would like that very much," He stared as a strange person disrupted a server with a plate of rolls. Then he caught sight of a beautiful lady with a wooden arm. His eye followed her as she moved across the room on the arm of another man.
 
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Ah, the fruits of a successful raid. Spoils beget coin and coin beget fun and drink for the men! Oh yes, the men and one woman, Darla, Majister's most recent addition to his small band of raiders. A sly charmer, Darla, despite her pensiveness at times. Quite the shark at cards, too, he might add.

Majister sat at a table with half of his band. Himself, Darla, Padre, Hillby, and Krull, and there were two other empty seats at the table as well. Empty because the previous two occupants--random drunkards--left in delightful shame after Darla cleaned one out at Allirian Five and Krull (a marvelously lucky wizard at dice like Majister himself!) rolled a two 12's and an 11 at Dueling Dice, cleaning out the other.

Majister leaned back in his wood-back chair and casually drank his mead and watched with a humming amusement as the other four were engaged in a game of Allirian Five.

First three cards revealed.

"Alright, put it down then," said Hillby. A rube from some backwater village near the border with Falwood to the west. Thick accent. Pronounced down like dayown. Oh but the man had his uses, like overzealous loyalty. Why, he was so afflicted by this that he'd take an arrow for Majister if it came to it. A fine fellow!

Padre shrugged. Plinked down a few coins in the pile. "Burnin' all this metal tonight, anyway." A cynical man with an odd name, Padre. He never would say if such was nickname and if so how he got it, but a touch of enigma often makes a man, does it not? Nevertheless, Padre could see a tankard full of ale and declare it half-empty, such was his ongoing flirtation with pessimism. Oh but at least he had the good sense to keep his mouth shut at the right times.

"I think I'll give this one a go," Krull said, adding some of his own crowns to the pile. Strangely easy on the eyes for an orc, Krull, if you can believe it. He groomed himself as much if not more than Majister, and maintained a dignified, collected, and easy-going air about himself. Probably not full orc despite the name, but green was green, hmmm?

Darla sighed. Said, "I don't know if I should."

"Don't be a bitch," said Hillby. Bitch sounding like byitch from his mouth.

Padre shrugged. Said nothing. Kept his eyes on his own two cards.

"Go with what your spirit is telling you. If it's saying yes, then flow with it." Krull, with his sage advice.

"Think so?" said Darla.

Krull smirked. "Sure. I'd love to spend your money."

Darla made a face. Lips down, slanted brow, cheeks scrunched.

And Majister grinned and said to her, "Haven't I told you Darla that you look simply adorable when you make that face?"

"On multiple occasions."

"Remarkable features ought to be remarked upon, wouldn't you agree?"

Darla, caught up in another storm of pensiveness, ignored Majister. Then resolved herself to say, "Okay," and she placed her own bet into the pile.

The fourth card revealed. More coins onto the pile, and Padre bailed out. Down to Hillby, Krull, and Darla.

My, how do they keep falling for it? Fifth card revealed, the three of them revealing the two cards in their hands, and Darla raking in the coins toward her open satchel at the end of the table, a smug smile the whole time.

Majister let his eye drift to the two empty seats at his table, there amidst the raucous Lucky Heron tavern. Perhaps there would be some takers. Or perhaps he'd go and wander off to the fighting pits in the back. A splendid time, that. Who didn't like to see a satisfying knockout or two? Now there was some potential for a spot of gambling as well.

Yes. Pleasure before business at the moment. His chat with Baz Tannic could wait.
 
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"Hmm?" Her eyes panned to some of the guests entering. As the ones who had been there for some time had many faces among them that already recognized her. That just wouldn't do. She needed fresh meat. Someone new to her deeds, as they would only get to witness one of them. She hated quick deaths. A cadaver should know who did what to it.

Yet the new entries were... Strange.

The first was Ermengarde and the fellow she had on her arm. She was peach, wasn't she? And whoever was with her didn't seem to be a lover by the way he looked on at the other women in the room. Mayhaps he was one prone to infidelity. He was certainly an option but he'd have the lovely lady he brought looking for him regardless. Best to not make it messier than need be.

Steve was the next to catch her eye. He was donning a large smiling mask and was the closest to her. Likely easier to approach then many of the others due to the fact that the crowd was massive and she'd have to make her way through walls of people. She'd sworn she saw him enter with guards though. His disappearance would be even more problematic than the man who entered with the woman on his arm. Additional casualties were to be avoided. Damn. So close.

Then came Cleo. Oh dear. What was happening there. She was not someone to target but she sure was adorable to watch fumble around the uptight guests here. The canine gave The Cloudburst a light giggle as she shamelessly shoved food into her mouth and clearly had nothing in common with the snobs at the ball. Cleo's joy briefly warmed the heart of the killer.

But what was this? She could not help but let her eyes wander to Faurosk. He seemed to be a few years older, taller, handsome, on the arm of no one, and even a bit overwhelmed. Seemingly in need of a friend. Almost to precious to eat. But still edible. She made her way through the crowd towards him. She grabbed herself two glasses of champagne off a waitresses plate as she passed by.

She made it a point to pass by Cleo and hand her one of the glasses she'd grabbed. "Keep living your best life, doll." She said with a cute smile and blinking eyes. She just adored the dog. Eventually she made her way across to the wall where Faurosk was leaning. She made it apparent with her come hither eyes that she was headed his way. She planted her back right next to him against the same wall and turned her head to face him.

"Now what's a looker like you doing all by his lonesome?" Her grin outmatched that of any devil's.
 
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Tag: Open
Location: Harlington Manor

I'm wearing more than one mask.

Humans were odd to Aivrid. Not just in their mannerisms, but their biology, too. Their rapidly-pumping hearts, the need for inner warmth, the hair in odd places... not to mention the reproductive organs and lack of fire-breathing capabilities. The dragon had studied them in detail, but it confounded him that a weak and small creature had been able to survive so long and so successfully in this dangerous world of theirs.

At times he'd been tempted to understand the feeling on a more personal level, and so his search of knowledge of transformation magic ate away many months. Of course, he had many months to spend, and his studying soon bore fruit -- fruit he cultivated for nights like these.

His disguise tonight was immaculate. Aivrid's new form was attractive, and he'd made slight modifications to feel a little less odd. He'd opted for the lightest clothing possible, but just enough to not make the other party attendees uncomfortable. By the time he stepped out of his carriage he was used to walking on two feet; no one would notice the difference unless they felt the unnatural weight to his steps.

Once he exited he glanced back at the orc muscle he'd brought along with him. There were no shortage of mountain warriors ready to serve their dragon overlord, but few were well-groomed enough to fit into a fancy party. The two he'd selected moved in step with Aivrid as he strode into the manor. His piercing purple eyes surveyed the main room. With a wave of his hand he dismissed the two orcs and headed into the party. Another wave of his hand brought a simple black mask onto his face. For now he would be a mysterious man of sorts... his plans would take a moment to prepare.
 
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As Steve turned from the bar with a fruity drink in hand out from a pocket he produced an ivory straw that he stuck into his drink and up his mask. Steve slowly drank from the straw as he slowly scanned the room for something fun to do. While he scanned his eyes eventually locked onto an interesting specimen a humanoid dog. And as the doganoid was eating off of the floor, he couldn't help, but be reminded of his chickens, and cows, and pigs, and buttercup... He quickened his drinking ending with a loud slurping sound as the suction in the straw now only tickled droplets as it resonated, the sound making known his futile effort to draw more liquid that was just not there.

Steve without taking his eyes off his target put the glass down on the bar, but not far enough so had the bar tender been less awareness, or had slower reaction time the glass might have not been safely pulled from the edge, but instead pulled from attendees feet.

Will had many times warned Steve about his curiosity. Many a time telling him the tale of the cat's demise to curiosity. Well Steve was no feline and his curiosity usually just ended with him almost being executed, almost starting a war, or him almost getting himself and everyone around him killed so obviously there was no backing for him dying because of him being curious. So with the curiosity of a sphynx Steve approached Cleo,

"Why hello there, I'm Steve, son of Will, Spudmancer supreme, Founder of farms for salvation, Necro... dancer... of friends, Apothecary to all, First member of the Eternum, Father of the Chicken-Orc race, and founder of The Royal Eternal City. Forgive my forwardness, but as I stated in my title announce thing I am the father of the chicken-orc race, so... umm how do I ask this? Are you a magical creation, or in the shortest way of asking, cause who has times to list off all the things you might or might not be, what are you?... Besides a musician, and a cutie."

Whew thanks to his quick thinking he was able to cover up being a necromancer.

Ikate Keda
 
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Thane wasn't sure what was worse - getting ripped off with the reward of a monster hunt or being forced into a masquerade if wanted to see a coin of his remuneration. He had evaded Alliria for the last few years as most monster hunting jobs were taken by Templars or even the Allirian Guard but on his way back from the Steppes, he came up on a notice from one Lord Harlington. The noble employed him, surprisingly, and the monster hunter was tasked with lifting a curse from a new estate he had purchased. After that was done, Harlington decided it was a good idea to have Thane participate in a masquerade ball where he would receive his reward.

Compelled into an uncomfortably tight tunic, far too loose breeches and feather light slippers, with a wolven mask on top of that, Thane Jackdaw made his way into the masquerade ball. No swords, no elixirs, no monster hunting gear. These were the rules he was to follow if he wanted to see that hefty purse of coin.

The monster hunter made sure Lord Harlington caught a glimpse of his arrival before he settled to a more outcast position to the side with an intricately designed chalice of wine in hand. One sip of it was enough to realize the pinot noir was of exquisite quality.
 
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"Fife, you are going to have to come out of there. Other carriages are coming."

He stood on the gravel of the wide sweeping track outside the Manor House. There was a queue of carriages waiting to arrive. There's was an entirely plain rental afraid. Several back from there's was a gaudy box with enough gilding to buy a small house. Must have been someone important.

Dressed for the occasion, and his identity well concealed by his mask, Raigryn held up a hand to help the mute down. To his distinctly oversimplified logic wearing a fancy dress whilst hiding behind a mask was a good way for Fife to explore her feminine side. It was a particularly naive plan, but at least he could stay concealed and enjoy some drink and dancing. Empathy was still reviled in this city.
 
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"Ah hit heem in th' heed sae hard his ear feel aff!" Thrukk declared to finish the joke. He slapped his palm against the table so hard that it briefly drowned out the drum and pipe combination that was giving the crude dwarf something to sing over. Thrukk hadn't been paying much attention but it had been something about testing the delicate nature of elven women between the sheets.

The goblin sitting opposite Thrukk, clearly an old aquantance, fingered the side of his head where his ear used to be. Apparently he was one of the few who didn't find the story amusing.

Thrukk was dressed for the occasion. And by this, he had remembered to put on a pair of pantaloons. Even if they were covered in stains. Thrukk never, ever hid who he was. Even in a city as colourful as Alliria there were few ogres of his stature. A mask would have been akin to hiding the Harlington Manor House behind a shrug.

"More Ale!" he declared after spilling plenty of suds down his bare chest.
 
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Mask
Outfit
Fieravene
A separate Manor house a short distance away...

"We are in danger of transitioning from fashionably late to just plain late," Raziel declared. He blinked his eyes rapidly as if it could flush away the thumping pain behind them. Blood magic could do a lot of intruiging things, but not even the most complex spell could change his own blood enough to provide complete relief from the hangover. At least the light had stopped trying to creep in around the blinds.

He padded over several empty bottles. Dark stains had ruined a carpet that likely cost as much as a dozen peasants could make in a year. That amused him plenty.

"We've got an hour's carriage ride to the Harlington Manor still. Also we need to decide whether we're burning this place to the ground or not."

The house they currently inhabited was isolated well outside the walls of Alliria. The occupants were currently occupied. Their wardrobes had been emptied across the floor and their wine cellar was much emptier than it had been two days ago.
 
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Cleo continued her mission. The Mission to find and drink all of the drinks! Bread was fantastically salty, and dry, and absorbent. Not exactly a thirst quencher. So many people used the term "Moist" when refering to bread, and while she got the point, it should have been buttery. It's butter after all! Not Budder, people who said that were wrong, what was she looking for again?

Right! Drinks! See, drinks were much harder to find with your nose. Bread? Bread called too your nose. Beckoned it. "I'm over here!" Shouts the bread to your nose, making the whole ordeal quite simple. Drinks on the other hand, well. They have a very wet personality, always hiding from the glorious nose. At least, that is until one flew into her free hand, a woman walking by telling her to continue living her best life?

"Oh my gosh a drink!" Cleo shouted as the new question started buffering in her head. "Thank you strange lady I've never met before!" Cleo called after the one who gave it to her, looking over the flute. "Wait..." She said, looking at the glass, then around the room. "How do you live your best life? I only have one!" She gasped, looking at the glass. "Would this drink make me a cat?! Cats have nine lives! Maybe that's how I live my best life! I need to drink this!"

She started at the glass, but there was a logistics error. See, she didn't want to mess up the pretty dress, and she also didn't think anyone was about to kill her. That would make this a totally not awesome party, and she could tell this was a totally awesome party, so that had to be off the docket for the evening. So she was trying to be elegant, but she didn't have lips. Now, many people do not appreciate the importance of lips in drinking fluids, or even cheeks. Cleo had none of these as she looked at the Champagne flute. She was a dog.

Of course,she could tip the glass and lap up the fluids as per normal, which she discovered was very possible! Also, very loud. "Shlip shlip shlip" Another lady glared at her "Shlip... Shlip... Shlip...", and Cleo's lapping slowed down until she had stopped, tongue hanging out of her mouth as she joined the staring contest. Then she sucked her tongue back into her muzzle with a wet slurp and smiled. "Sorry!"

Cleo turned around, trying to think of some way she could drink the drink. It was time to try... The last resort option. See, Cleo's tongue was long, it was also big. The glass in her hand was also long, but tiny. There was a math there but Cleo didn't bother doing it as her thirst was starting to win. So she just stuck her tongue into the glass.

"Why hello there, I'm Steve," Cleo heard, making her eyes go wide. Of course, someone would choose now to talk to her, while her tongue was getting an alcohol bath. She went to remove the glass, but almost pulled out her tongue. It seemed suction was going to be a bitch like her... Hehe... Cause Cleo's a female dog.

Steve went on into his long introduction as Cleo panicked, thinking how exactly she was going to deal with this situation. Suction was bad, and she needed to get air into the stra- Did this guy just cal himself a Necrodancer... Of friends?! Hmm, strange choice of words. It was almost as if he was going to say Necromancer, but had no idea how to pull it off without sounding creepy and weird. Necromancers were creepy and weird so she understood, thought her brain was still trying to figure out spudmancer. Potato magic? Isn't that what they called hiding a gold piece from someone who drank too much vodka?

He could really talk, Cleo had to give him that. Like, she had never even heard of a chicken orc before, and yet this guy made them! First member of the Eternum, founder of the royal Eternal City. Though she kinda understood the reason he lead with all of that. His question was weird. Is she a magical creation, she wasn't aware. What was she? She was Cleo! Other than a musician and a cutie? Well, she was certainly a musician, she would be a terrible bard otherwise.

Then she got a wild idea to solve her problem involving the glass. What if... She just let go? Sounded perfect. Her hands were the problem all along! She took a deep breath, turning to face Steve with a shameless smile. "Why I'n Keyo O'Conno-" She started, before realizing the glass was still stuck to her tongue. "Oh buats... I sought at ould work!" She whined, starting to pull at the glass. Nope, didn't want to move.
 
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Gettira took a glass of sparkling golden liquid from the table and handed it to Dearien before taking one for her self and siping it delicately. She started to move off with Dearien on her arm slowly meandering through the crowd.

"Do you remember that enchanted ink you made me a couple of years ago, The kind that glows in the light of the moon,"

"Mhum..." Dearien muttered still not taking his eyes of the young lady with the wooden arm. How was it made? Did she make it herself? How much mobility did it provide her? What about the joint? How did she keep it from catching? Did it provide the sensation of touch?

"It was very well received last time," Gettira continued, "I have a customer who would greatly appreciate a touch like that."

"Mhum..."

"The thing is, is that I have run out. Do you think you could make me another batch?"

"Mhum..." Dearien muttered not even bothering to discuss compensation for the expensive materials.

"You're not paying attention are you?" Gettira sighed looking in the direction Dearien was staring. "Why don't you go talk to her?"

"Mhum..." No, wait. He started as he realized what she had just said but Gettira had already slipped her arm out from his and started weaving her way through the crowd towards someone she recognized. Dearien sighed and looked back at the girl, his grip tightening on his glass as he held his breath and steeled his resolve.

He strode over to where the woman was standing on the arm of another man. He hoped he didn't think he was trying to steal her from him. It was too late for that now though. He was standing in front of her now. No going back.

"Hello, I- I couldn't help but notice- You have a beautiful arm. I mean, your arm looks very well made. I- I was wondering, who made it? If you don't mind. I mean if you mind I could always leave. I just..." He stammered, stumbling over his words, his face flushing redder and redder as he continued to talk getting more and more tangled in his words, wringing his hands and looking everywhere except at her face.

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How could Tol refuse a party in The Shallows for what better place to party and drink than holy ground built upon a swamp. The troll could easily finish a whole barrel of ale without feeling a bit tipsy or so Tol would say. Tol had joined in the arm wrestling competition and currently was going 6 rounds undefeated which wasn't a surprise considering his strength. Tol had just beaten a blue orc who thought he could try his luck to no avail.

It seemed after the blue orc no one else wanted to challenge the troll. This was unacceptable surely someone could pose a challenge. One creature did stand out bigger than the rest Thrukk Guldarp
"OGRE TEST YA STRENGTH AGAINST TOL DA BULL. IF YA WIN NEXT ROUND ON TOL"
 
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"Now ma'am, I am sure if you already know this, but you seem to have a glass upon your tongue. Unfortunately this has cause all you have tried to say essentially become chicken scratches. If this situation is anything at all like when Leroy got his head stuck in a pitcher then this is a dire situation indeed, though you are not a chicken, it is just your tongue, and I doubt you are drowning at the moment. Now please forgive me as I improvise, but I have high hopes this will work, so throw me a bone and stay still, HAHAHA. You can even keep the bubble blower, liquid sucker nine thousand when I am done!"

Steve pulled out his ivory straw and tried to wiggle it into the glass as well. He then would try and blow into it removing the issue of suction.

Steve realized that his mask honestly was just getting in the way trying to do all this so he simply took it off, revealing his wide smile underneath before resuming his attempt at helping. Worst case if this didn't work he would just need to use some magic, and he had some potatoes in his pockets for just such an emergency.

"I am glad I am not the only one to think the food and drink is absolutely to die for, HAHA"
 
Cleo continued to yank at the cup. Admittedly, it was getting a little old, and her tongue was starting to feel funny. Were... were alcohol baths bad for tongues? Steve started talking to her, again. Asking her if she was aware she had a glass on her tongue. "No," She said, looking up. "I was kinda oblivious to it the whole time," She added, her tongue now hanging from the side of her muzzle. "I ean, it's arely oiceable!" She smiled. Maybe the game they were playing was asked silly questions give silly answers!

Then he started talking about Leroy, and getting his head stuck in a pitcher, and drowning, and Cleo thought about how horrible a predicament that would be. Like, she might be in a similar predicament. Then he pulled out a straw. Was... Was he going to drink her champagne? She did as asked, staying still, and the cup felloff her tongue, shattering on the floor, and she started licking her face.

"Wow! That was a really fancy name for a straw!" Cleo said, looking at her drink. "But now my drink is gone... I was thirsty... Though at least I'm not stuck anymore!" She smiled brightly. "As I was saying, I am Cleo O'Conner, Bard Extraordinaire! So extraordinary, that I am apparently supposed to perform, but I only just got here so I have no idea what I'm doing! So now I'm just trying to find something to drink. They took my glasses, so I have no idea where anything is!"
 
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Faurosk toyed with his pendant as he stood against the wall. Its weight had grown unfamiliar through several months of disuse, and the silver chain felt heavy around his neck. The amulet itself was nothing special, just a dull blue-gray talisman with a number of holes bored through its center-- To those in the know, however, the piece of tarnished jewelry served as both a mark of distinction and a warning. It was a sign that a Maester of the arcane stood in their midst, and the weapons he carried were not the sort that could be left at the door.

When the mage finally tore his gaze away from the necklace to look around the room once more, he noticed a woman approaching with the most peculiar look on her face. It was an expression he'd only seen on rare occasions in the past, and it was worn by a promiscuous bard in nearly half of those instances. Put briefly, that look in her eyes spelled trouble.

Amalia's question did little to assuage Faurosk's worry, and he stepped off the wall to meet her devilish grin with a placid look of his own. "Strangely enough," he responded in a voice both baritone and calm, "I was hoping to avoid questions like that, but my plan to look daunting has clearly failed."

Amalia Rosethorn
 
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Steve reached into his handkerchief pocket and pulled out a potato that somehow moved as though it was silk. With the potaterchief in hand he bent down and dapped at the glass and champagne picking it up into the potatercheif. Once the floor was adequately free of glass that others could injure themselves on, Steve shoved the hanky back into his pocket before freezing as his eyes shot wide.

"OW!... So um, yeah... there is still glass in there... HAHA. OW! So you know I think I might also need another drink, if only to numb the pain. While we are at the bar maybe we can find you some specs, or make them. I don't know if I gave it away with the bubble blower, liquid sucker nine thousand, my skills at cleaning, or The fact I introduced myself as a spudmancer, but I am a wizard! So I am sure I could make you some beer goggles, or potato goggles... or both! Then you can also tell me all about yourself. Now please take my hand, for you see: the crowd is thick and this is quite the trip, While I am thin, and quite prone to trip. SOunds like a good trade, eh? Come on what do you say Cleo Of Connor?"
 
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Well, that was quite peculiar.

Ermengarde smiled, not many of her features were visible past her leafy mask, other than a scar that shyly dipped underneath it.

The arm? Oh, of course, the arm.
»The arm, « she rose the affected limb, her gaze dipping before returning to the now flushed face of the man, »A carving I commissioned from a local tishler. Nothing much special.«

»-I'm living just fine with this, if...that's what you thought,« she chuckled in a carefree manner.

»Well well well, I see little Ermie got an admirer, cheers,« Dante proudly proclaimed in a semi haughty, semi-joking manner before he bowed to the stranger. » I see you no longer have need for me, so... I'll just take my leave.«
 
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